We WERE going to have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. No one told me they left the plate with all the spaghetti on my chair. I sat without looking and burned myself. Spaghetti sauce and meatballs all over my ass. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have home baked cake for dessert. No one told me the pan was still hot. I picked it up, burned myself, and dropped the cake. Cake and icing everywhere. No more cake ☹️
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made loud banging sounds as it hit the floor. Potatoes and hot water everywhere!
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have a cookout today. Whwn I picked up my tiny grill while the charcoal was still flaming, I burned myself and dropped the grill. Grill made loud banging sounds when it hit the ground. Flaming charcoal and broken grill parts everywhere. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.
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JOHN WU
3 years ago
I HATE Z-NATION! They killed off LT MONG!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
I opened up my JAPANESE-MEXICAN restaurant. It's called MIGUEL-SAN.
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LEECOW
3 years ago
How am I supposed to get horny with my wife wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
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SADISTIC FUCK
3 years ago
When I play Call of duty WW2, I purposely allow the German soldier to stab me. I enjoy hearing my character scream NO as the beyonet cames down on him.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. The pot made a loud banging sound when it hit the ground. Potatoes and hot water everywhere.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I love watching the Nazi in Call of duty WWII slowly stab my character. Watching someone being put to a slow death.♥️
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My state is in a draught, they're asking us to conserve water. I told them about I go a MONTH without BATHING.
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KRISTATOS
3 years ago
YOU HAVE DONE THIS! Poisoned her against me! I'll deal with you, Ms. Brink, as I deal with everyone who betrays me!
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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
My husband asked me about the needles in my first two left hand fingers. I told him they're called assimilation tubules, they're a Borg implant. I was a drone. I used them on my victims I overpowered.
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss didn't give me that raise. When he was at his mailbox, I drove really fast on my motorcycle and then I hit him on the head with a baseball bat. My new home is this prison cell. Very sad.
B
BIG MIKE
3 years ago
I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
E
EL RATTA
3 years ago
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
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Ethan Paiva
3 years ago
Please
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Arnold
3 years ago
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pal.
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HOWARD HAMLIN
3 years ago
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
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HOWARD HAMLIN
3 years ago
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
We WERE going to have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. No one told me they left the plate with all the spaghetti on my chair. I sat without looking and burned myself. Spaghetti sauce and meatballs all over my ass. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.
We WERE going to have home baked cake for dessert. No one told me the pan was still hot. I picked it up, burned myself, and dropped the cake. Cake and icing everywhere. No more cake ☹️
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made loud banging sounds as it hit the floor. Potatoes and hot water everywhere!
We WERE going to have a cookout today. Whwn I picked up my tiny grill while the charcoal was still flaming, I burned myself and dropped the grill. Grill made loud banging sounds when it hit the ground. Flaming charcoal and broken grill parts everywhere. Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing.
I HATE Z-NATION! They killed off LT MONG!
I opened up my JAPANESE-MEXICAN restaurant. It's called MIGUEL-SAN.
How am I supposed to get horny with my wife wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
When I play Call of duty WW2, I purposely allow the German soldier to stab me. I enjoy hearing my character scream NO as the beyonet cames down on him.
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I burned myself and dropped the pot. The pot made a loud banging sound when it hit the ground. Potatoes and hot water everywhere.
I love watching the Nazi in Call of duty WWII slowly stab my character. Watching someone being put to a slow death.♥️
My state is in a draught, they're asking us to conserve water. I told them about I go a MONTH without BATHING.
YOU HAVE DONE THIS! Poisoned her against me! I'll deal with you, Ms. Brink, as I deal with everyone who betrays me!
My husband asked me about the needles in my first two left hand fingers. I told him they're called assimilation tubules, they're a Borg implant. I was a drone. I used them on my victims I overpowered.
My boss didn't give me that raise. When he was at his mailbox, I drove really fast on my motorcycle and then I hit him on the head with a baseball bat. My new home is this prison cell. Very sad.
I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
Please
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pal.
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️
Someone threw bowling balls over my wall! Someone could of been seriously hurt! My car was more or less destroyed ☹️