I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the ☹️
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She's implanting nano-cortical fibers into my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
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SINGER
4 years ago
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on his farm he had a COP, E-I-E-I-O, with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink!
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General Big Butt
4 years ago
Only 14 out of 112 ships made it back to America. We're losing the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war☹️
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
H
Henry Millwood
4 years ago
Bring it back best eggnog ever!!!!
B
BIG ED
4 years ago
If you'll excuse me, I need to change my thong.
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Robyn W Pollette
4 years ago
BEST FLAVOR EVER!!!!
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REGINOD
4 years ago
I'm smelling my wife's panty. HOOFA! Holy Toledo thats rank!
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Santiago Beaner
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!
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Makeshia Nesbitt
4 years ago
What kind of PUSHOG name do I have?!
M
Makeshia Nesbitt
4 years ago
Literally the BEST one you have!!!!!
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MILES
4 years ago
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-class!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife looked at my high school report cards, she said my PENIS is bigger then my BRAIN ☹️
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Genise Hemphill
4 years ago
I love it
A
Alexandria Tallington
4 years ago
BRING IT BACKKKK
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FEKKISH TWO
4 years ago
We did have hot chocolate, but we had to throw it away when I put my PENIS in the mix!
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Britney Parrish
4 years ago
Now that I'm a Borg drone, I have assimilation tubules in my VAGIINA! I get into bed with men I've targeted for assimilation, open up my VAGIINA and my tubules come out. My VAGIINA shakes hard and gets so wet as I assimilate my guy victims.
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Britney Parrish
4 years ago
On my 18th birthday I was assimilated by the Borg. I'm bald, pale and grafted in Borg body armor. They gave me killer Borg abs, but my head is bald, at least the nanoprobes they injected into me made my VAGIINA stop growing hair. No more shaving down there!
I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the ☹️
My wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She's implanting nano-cortical fibers into my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on his farm he had a COP, E-I-E-I-O, with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink!
Only 14 out of 112 ships made it back to America. We're losing the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war☹️
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
Bring it back best eggnog ever!!!!
If you'll excuse me, I need to change my thong.
BEST FLAVOR EVER!!!!
I'm smelling my wife's panty. HOOFA! Holy Toledo thats rank!
In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!
What kind of PUSHOG name do I have?!
Literally the BEST one you have!!!!!
I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-class!
My wife looked at my high school report cards, she said my PENIS is bigger then my BRAIN ☹️
I love it
BRING IT BACKKKK
We did have hot chocolate, but we had to throw it away when I put my PENIS in the mix!
Now that I'm a Borg drone, I have assimilation tubules in my VAGIINA! I get into bed with men I've targeted for assimilation, open up my VAGIINA and my tubules come out. My VAGIINA shakes hard and gets so wet as I assimilate my guy victims.
On my 18th birthday I was assimilated by the Borg. I'm bald, pale and grafted in Borg body armor. They gave me killer Borg abs, but my head is bald, at least the nanoprobes they injected into me made my VAGIINA stop growing hair. No more shaving down there!