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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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LUCAN
4 years ago

I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the ☹️

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She's implanting nano-cortical fibers into my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.

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Fekkish
4 years ago

I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

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SINGER
4 years ago

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on his farm he had a COP, E-I-E-I-O, with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink!

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General Big Butt
4 years ago

Only 14 out of 112 ships made it back to America. We're losing the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war☹️

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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago

I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!

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Henry Millwood
4 years ago

Bring it back best eggnog ever!!!!

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BIG ED
4 years ago

If you'll excuse me, I need to change my thong.

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Robyn W Pollette
4 years ago

BEST FLAVOR EVER!!!!

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REGINOD
4 years ago

I'm smelling my wife's panty. HOOFA! Holy Toledo thats rank!

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Santiago Beaner
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!

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Makeshia Nesbitt
4 years ago

What kind of PUSHOG name do I have?!

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Makeshia Nesbitt
4 years ago

Literally the BEST one you have!!!!!

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MILES
4 years ago

I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-class!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife looked at my high school report cards, she said my PENIS is bigger then my BRAIN ☹️

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Genise Hemphill
4 years ago

I love it

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Alexandria Tallington
4 years ago

BRING IT BACKKKK

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FEKKISH TWO
4 years ago

We did have hot chocolate, but we had to throw it away when I put my PENIS in the mix!

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Britney Parrish
4 years ago

Now that I'm a Borg drone, I have assimilation tubules in my VAGIINA! I get into bed with men I've targeted for assimilation, open up my VAGIINA and my tubules come out. My VAGIINA shakes hard and gets so wet as I assimilate my guy victims.

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Britney Parrish
4 years ago

On my 18th birthday I was assimilated by the Borg. I'm bald, pale and grafted in Borg body armor. They gave me killer Borg abs, but my head is bald, at least the nanoprobes they injected into me made my VAGIINA stop growing hair. No more shaving down there!