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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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MAVEK
4 years ago

Good news! I'm having SPINEY LOBE FISH for dinner!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

I volunteered to be assimilated by Jana Martin. I got in bed with her, she took her panty off, she opened up her VAGIINA and injected her VAGIINA assimilation tubules in my neck! I gagged as her VAGIINA assimilation tubules shook hard and her VAGIINA got so wet!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

Jana Martin is so hot. I smelled the chair where she just sat in her tight jeans! I smelled a sexy detergent butt smell. Now I'm having Jana Martin sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey! My bl*nkey is so lucky having Jana Martin's sexy firm butt cheeks in jeans sit on him. When she got up, I sn*ffed bl*nkey. Her sexy detergent butt smell forged him, plus her sexy butt cheeks are in bl*nkey. Wish I could of been bl*nkey, having Jana Martin's ass in jeans on my face!

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Gavin
4 years ago

This needs to come back, the world has gone downhill since it’s been discontinued. BRING IT BACK!!!

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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago

My husband said he needed a supply of Borg nanoprobes. I told him to extract them from my bloodstream. I use to be a drone.

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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago

I love being a Borg drones. I overpower my guy victims. I hold them with my right arm, they try to break free, but can't. Then I make my left hand in a fist at their necks and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks. I love hearing them cry in pain as I fill their veins with my nanoprobe, my tubules withdraw, my guy victims loss consciousness and. Help them to the ground. I turn men into Borg drones.

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Janet Gull
4 years ago

I work for the SOULLESS MINIONS OF ORTHODOXY!

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Steven Yonfa
4 years ago

Eggnog don't matter to me no more. I've been assimilated by the Brandon Holl Borg drone. I grabbed his crotch as h injected his nanoprobe into me, his D-I-C-K and balls felt nice and firm in his rubber Borg body armor. I also licked his Borg abs as he helped me to the ground when I lost consciousness!

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Steven Yonfa
4 years ago

We need this like back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MR NICE
4 years ago

You SCROTUM SUCKERS need to get a life! Egg nog? Jesus, you people suck! FAAGS!!!

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Kelly
4 years ago

GOOD NEWS! They found my panties in CHURCH!

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Moesha
4 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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Lamaar Jones
4 years ago

I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass, I got robbed by this 80 year old woman. The homies threw me out of the hood. My, family, my ho Shannon, Elijah, Kyree, and newborn baby won't even talk to me!☹️☹️☹️

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April Malambri
4 years ago

My favorite the only one I will drink

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Crystal Okeke
4 years ago

I hate it here even more without Hood

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Jack Billings
4 years ago

I would seriously buy this stuff 10 gallons at a time if I could but I haven't seen it anywhere in like 6+ years. Please bring it back

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Rick
4 years ago

Bring back Sugar Cookie! It’s the only one I like.

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Michael Hudgins
4 years ago

This was my favorite of all time. I just finally decided to look up where I could find it again after a couple of years now being able to find it…only to see it was discontinued. I was like Kevin off Home Alone…. Both hands on my face….

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Kerry Solomon
4 years ago

No eggnog compares to Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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Samantha
4 years ago

Bring it back! My sister once bought this back from Indiana and now I’m hooked. No other eggnog is better then this!