My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️
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Bryanne
4 years ago
I'm a sexy Borg drone! The Borg body armor that was grafted onto my body shows off my body, my big tits, sexy round apple honey. Plus when I assimilate men, my tubules come out of my VAGIINA! My VAGIINA shakes so hard, and gets so wet when I assimilate my men victims!
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Kaitlyn Johnson
4 years ago
I love being a Borg drone. I overpower men, I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two fingers. I love hearing my men victims gag as I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, they also rub my ass in my rubber Borg body armor. When my tubules go back into my fingers I help my victim to the ground as I make Borg machine noises!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
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Kaitlyn Johnson
4 years ago
This is the best eggnog
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Asonia F Chisholm
4 years ago
Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!
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Asonia F Chisholm
4 years ago
Please bring it back
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DICK FACE
4 years ago
Charles, the next time you get the urge to threaten me, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though, you never existed.
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Mr Prick
4 years ago
I will become a god when ALBINO PEOPLE have been ERADICATED!
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SHIMOKOWA
4 years ago
I came to America just to get arrested for starting a RIOT in a NUDIE BAR!
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Yolanda
4 years ago
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
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WAHLMACK
4 years ago
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Dave
4 years ago
My name is Dave Pigwartshafter, my friends call me Wart, for short.
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James
4 years ago
YOU! Have no FUUUCKING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!
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Mr Nice
4 years ago
You FAAGGOTS are so pathetic! Eggnog?! You sound like whiny little PU$$IES, complaining about your biiitch-ass eggnog! FUUUUCK YOU ALL! Good day!
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JERRY
4 years ago
Mary! Hand me the PARCEL. They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. Jesus, don't screw up the deal! I made this deal, hand me the PARCEL, don't screw up the deal!
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JERRY
4 years ago
Mary! They're shutting us down! You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal! They're shutting us down!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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Nigel
4 years ago
My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️
I'm a sexy Borg drone! The Borg body armor that was grafted onto my body shows off my body, my big tits, sexy round apple honey. Plus when I assimilate men, my tubules come out of my VAGIINA! My VAGIINA shakes so hard, and gets so wet when I assimilate my men victims!
I love being a Borg drone. I overpower men, I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two fingers. I love hearing my men victims gag as I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, they also rub my ass in my rubber Borg body armor. When my tubules go back into my fingers I help my victim to the ground as I make Borg machine noises!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
This is the best eggnog
Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!
Please bring it back
Charles, the next time you get the urge to threaten me, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though, you never existed.
I will become a god when ALBINO PEOPLE have been ERADICATED!
I came to America just to get arrested for starting a RIOT in a NUDIE BAR!
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
My name is Dave Pigwartshafter, my friends call me Wart, for short.
YOU! Have no FUUUCKING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!
You FAAGGOTS are so pathetic! Eggnog?! You sound like whiny little PU$$IES, complaining about your biiitch-ass eggnog! FUUUUCK YOU ALL! Good day!
Mary! Hand me the PARCEL. They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. Jesus, don't screw up the deal! I made this deal, hand me the PARCEL, don't screw up the deal!
Mary! They're shutting us down! You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal! They're shutting us down!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!