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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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Jim the Jew
4 years ago

I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!

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Jack Russell Terrier
4 years ago

My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️

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Bryanne
4 years ago

I'm a sexy Borg drone! The Borg body armor that was grafted onto my body shows off my body, my big tits, sexy round apple honey. Plus when I assimilate men, my tubules come out of my VAGIINA! My VAGIINA shakes so hard, and gets so wet when I assimilate my men victims!

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Kaitlyn Johnson
4 years ago

I love being a Borg drone. I overpower men, I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules from my first two fingers. I love hearing my men victims gag as I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, they also rub my ass in my rubber Borg body armor. When my tubules go back into my fingers I help my victim to the ground as I make Borg machine noises!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

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Kaitlyn Johnson
4 years ago

This is the best eggnog

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Asonia F Chisholm
4 years ago

Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!

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Asonia F Chisholm
4 years ago

Please bring it back

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

Charles, the next time you get the urge to threaten me, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though, you never existed.

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Mr Prick
4 years ago

I will become a god when ALBINO PEOPLE have been ERADICATED!

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SHIMOKOWA
4 years ago

I came to America just to get arrested for starting a RIOT in a NUDIE BAR!

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Yolanda
4 years ago

You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!

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WAHLMACK
4 years ago

C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!

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Dave
4 years ago

My name is Dave Pigwartshafter, my friends call me Wart, for short.

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James
4 years ago

YOU! Have no FUUUCKING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!

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Mr Nice
4 years ago

You FAAGGOTS are so pathetic! Eggnog?! You sound like whiny little PU$$IES, complaining about your biiitch-ass eggnog! FUUUUCK YOU ALL! Good day!

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JERRY
4 years ago

Mary! Hand me the PARCEL. They're expecting me to deliver the PARCEL. Jesus, don't screw up the deal! I made this deal, hand me the PARCEL, don't screw up the deal!

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JERRY
4 years ago

Mary! They're shutting us down! You didn't hand me the PARCEL, that screwed up the deal! They're shutting us down!

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ENDICORE
4 years ago

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not. Tonight I sleep on the couch!

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Nigel
4 years ago

My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!