My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short!
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Mahmoud Aziz
4 years ago
COVID-19 is killing ALBINO people! This is a holy time, BATANY!
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YELGRUN
4 years ago
I'm gonna alter history, to make America a communist country!
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CAPTAIN
4 years ago
Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.
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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago
My husband noticed the metal on my inner thighs. I told him they're Borg implants. I was a drone.
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Russ
4 years ago
When I was kidnapped by ALIEN THINGS, they did SEXUAL THINGS to me ☹️
I
INDEPENDENCE DAY
4 years ago
A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me! She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
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Cyia
4 years ago
Am I supposed to thank you?! 900 billion people are going to die!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called--
Taste
In
Television
Services
We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
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Mr Nice
4 years ago
You people are pathetic! Biiiitching and moaning about eggnog?! ALBINO people haven't been ERADICATED yet! Fuuuckin' eggnog!
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Keith King
4 years ago
I never liked eggnog, guess due to the texture, I don’t know. However a couple years ago my wife came home with sugar cookie flavor, (which my teens loved), and I tasted it. WOW!!!! The best flavor eggnog, EVER!!! I was hooked. Now I am back to not having eggnog during the holidays. WHAT DID YOU DO????? PLEASE BRING IT BACK!!!!!!
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Morgan Haywood
4 years ago
I loved this eggnog I have tried other flavors and after one sip dumped down the sink. No other flavor eggnog compares to the sugar cookie flavor. Please bring it back
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Deborah Testa
4 years ago
My grand babies absolutely loved this, as did I. Please bring it back.
D
Debbie Deprimo Boedeker
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I can't regenerate in my Borg alcove. My cortical node is malfunctioning. My body is rejecting my Borg implants ☹️
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HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago
THE BOSS wants me to work with the ALBINO! THE BOSS CAN SUCK ME! Stinking rat-faced ninny should be KISSING MY ASS!
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Michael Jasinski
4 years ago
After I'm done having sex with my wife, her usefulness will come to a sudden end!
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Sheila Spicer
4 years ago
Bring back sugar cookie eggnog! I put a straw in my VAGIINA, so my VAGIINA can drink some nog!
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Sheila Spicer
4 years ago
Please bring back sugar cookie eggnog! I want to stick my PENIS in the nog!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short!
COVID-19 is killing ALBINO people! This is a holy time, BATANY!
I'm gonna alter history, to make America a communist country!
Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.
My husband noticed the metal on my inner thighs. I told him they're Borg implants. I was a drone.
When I was kidnapped by ALIEN THINGS, they did SEXUAL THINGS to me ☹️
A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.
My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me! She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
Am I supposed to thank you?! 900 billion people are going to die!
I created my own television network! It's called-- Taste In Television Services We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
You people are pathetic! Biiiitching and moaning about eggnog?! ALBINO people haven't been ERADICATED yet! Fuuuckin' eggnog!
I never liked eggnog, guess due to the texture, I don’t know. However a couple years ago my wife came home with sugar cookie flavor, (which my teens loved), and I tasted it. WOW!!!! The best flavor eggnog, EVER!!! I was hooked. Now I am back to not having eggnog during the holidays. WHAT DID YOU DO????? PLEASE BRING IT BACK!!!!!!
I loved this eggnog I have tried other flavors and after one sip dumped down the sink. No other flavor eggnog compares to the sugar cookie flavor. Please bring it back
My grand babies absolutely loved this, as did I. Please bring it back.
I'm in trouble! I can't regenerate in my Borg alcove. My cortical node is malfunctioning. My body is rejecting my Borg implants ☹️
THE BOSS wants me to work with the ALBINO! THE BOSS CAN SUCK ME! Stinking rat-faced ninny should be KISSING MY ASS!
After I'm done having sex with my wife, her usefulness will come to a sudden end!
Bring back sugar cookie eggnog! I put a straw in my VAGIINA, so my VAGIINA can drink some nog!
Please bring back sugar cookie eggnog! I want to stick my PENIS in the nog!
Please, please, please