YESSSSS, BRING IT BACK! We use to have it every year the night we decorated our tree. Went to get it one year and it was gone. We were so very sad!
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JAMES
4 years ago
My wife is QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
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Angela Adams
4 years ago
This is the only eggnog I have tried that I liked. Please bring it back
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Seymour
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie loves using my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool while she works at her computer. Right now she's sitting on bl*nkey in her shiny LEATHER PANTY! My bl*nkey is so lucky, being sat on by aunt Debbie in her sexy, kinky, shiny LEATHER PANTY!
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Andreia Bradwell
4 years ago
Please please please please bring back sugar cookie eggnog
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LEECOW
4 years ago
Our Christmas party didn't go well. When my wife didn't get what she wanted she went nuts. She grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them. Now no one will come to our party. Who would want to get assimilated?!
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ALAIMO
4 years ago
Son, your fork is missing one of the tines. Did you break it off?
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Duke
4 years ago
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!!!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
When I met sexy Swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM, I couldn't help myself. She was wearing skin tight yoga pants. I had to sn*ff her butt crack that was showing!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! C-U-N-T!
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Donald murphy
4 years ago
Please bring it back it is the best eggnog ever made
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Kelly
4 years ago
Good news! They found my PINK PANTY in the church COLLECTION PLATE!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My PENIS can't penetrate the neutron armor on my wife's VAGIINA!
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REGINOD
4 years ago
My best friend turned pale and his hair fell out. My wife says she remembers injecting him with her nanoprobes.
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ANNE CHOVIE
4 years ago
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
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PREHENSILE
4 years ago
I'm gonna GRAB your vagiina!
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George
4 years ago
My son has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared ☹️
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die, the old SKIN FLINT!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I decorated our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS, hanging from the tree.
YESSSSS, BRING IT BACK! We use to have it every year the night we decorated our tree. Went to get it one year and it was gone. We were so very sad!
My wife is QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
This is the only eggnog I have tried that I liked. Please bring it back
Aunt Debbie loves using my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool while she works at her computer. Right now she's sitting on bl*nkey in her shiny LEATHER PANTY! My bl*nkey is so lucky, being sat on by aunt Debbie in her sexy, kinky, shiny LEATHER PANTY!
Please please please please bring back sugar cookie eggnog
Our Christmas party didn't go well. When my wife didn't get what she wanted she went nuts. She grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them. Now no one will come to our party. Who would want to get assimilated?!
Son, your fork is missing one of the tines. Did you break it off?
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!!!
When I met sexy Swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM, I couldn't help myself. She was wearing skin tight yoga pants. I had to sn*ff her butt crack that was showing!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! C-U-N-T!
Please bring it back it is the best eggnog ever made
Good news! They found my PINK PANTY in the church COLLECTION PLATE!
My PENIS can't penetrate the neutron armor on my wife's VAGIINA!
My best friend turned pale and his hair fell out. My wife says she remembers injecting him with her nanoprobes.
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
I'm gonna GRAB your vagiina!
My son has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared ☹️
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die, the old SKIN FLINT!
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I decorated our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS, hanging from the tree.
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