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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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MODUS OPERANDI
4 years ago

I never change my M.O.

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EZRA PUSHOG
4 years ago

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketballs in my house! He keeps that up I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!

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Mosquito Valentino
4 years ago

I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!

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BOL L GOL
4 years ago

Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!

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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago

My kids can't decorate a Christmas tree. I took all the ornaments off and decorated the tree according to size and color!

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TNT WHAMMY
4 years ago

Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! [WHAM]. OH, NO! Oh---

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PIERRE
4 years ago

I couldn't protect my girlfriend from the RAPE GANG! I wasn't STRONG enough! I wasn't GOOD enough!

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Marlon
4 years ago

In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!

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Tate
4 years ago

Whenever we have a fight. My wife always injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!

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McKeown
4 years ago

My favorite movie is MASTURBATOR AND COMMANDER!

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BIG ED
4 years ago

My wife says, I stink up the house after eating tacos!

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Kelly
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing a CHASTITY THONG!

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MR NICE
4 years ago

The battle got to intense, so I placed myself in the armored truck.

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

You mean, you hid, while my soldiers FOUGHT and DIED!

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MR NICE
4 years ago

I'm sorry!

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DICK FACE
4 years ago

43 of my soldiers died because of your INCOMPETENCE and FAAGGY-NESS!

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REN
4 years ago

After my head caught on fire the building inspector said my HEAD is unfit for habitation. My HEAD is scheduled for demolition. But, I don't wanna have my HEAD torn down ☹️

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

I love my wife, even though she's a fat PORKER!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

ANNA NYSTROM ass is so smoking hot! I'm PUCKERING up! Here I come!

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Duke
4 years ago

People think I'm strange cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!