My nephew keeps bouncing his basketballs in my house! He keeps that up I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
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Mosquito Valentino
4 years ago
I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!
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BOL L GOL
4 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My kids can't decorate a Christmas tree. I took all the ornaments off and decorated the tree according to size and color!
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TNT WHAMMY
4 years ago
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! [WHAM]. OH, NO! Oh---
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PIERRE
4 years ago
I couldn't protect my girlfriend from the RAPE GANG! I wasn't STRONG enough! I wasn't GOOD enough!
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Marlon
4 years ago
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!
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Tate
4 years ago
Whenever we have a fight. My wife always injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!
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McKeown
4 years ago
My favorite movie is MASTURBATOR AND COMMANDER!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife says, I stink up the house after eating tacos!
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Kelly
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing a CHASTITY THONG!
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MR NICE
4 years ago
The battle got to intense, so I placed myself in the armored truck.
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DICK FACE
4 years ago
You mean, you hid, while my soldiers FOUGHT and DIED!
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MR NICE
4 years ago
I'm sorry!
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DICK FACE
4 years ago
43 of my soldiers died because of your INCOMPETENCE and FAAGGY-NESS!
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REN
4 years ago
After my head caught on fire the building inspector said my HEAD is unfit for habitation. My HEAD is scheduled for demolition. But, I don't wanna have my HEAD torn down ☹️
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
I love my wife, even though she's a fat PORKER!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
ANNA NYSTROM ass is so smoking hot! I'm PUCKERING up! Here I come!
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Duke
4 years ago
People think I'm strange cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!
I never change my M.O.
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketballs in my house! He keeps that up I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!
My kids can't decorate a Christmas tree. I took all the ornaments off and decorated the tree according to size and color!
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! [WHAM]. OH, NO! Oh---
I couldn't protect my girlfriend from the RAPE GANG! I wasn't STRONG enough! I wasn't GOOD enough!
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!
Whenever we have a fight. My wife always injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!
My favorite movie is MASTURBATOR AND COMMANDER!
My wife says, I stink up the house after eating tacos!
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing a CHASTITY THONG!
The battle got to intense, so I placed myself in the armored truck.
You mean, you hid, while my soldiers FOUGHT and DIED!
I'm sorry!
43 of my soldiers died because of your INCOMPETENCE and FAAGGY-NESS!
After my head caught on fire the building inspector said my HEAD is unfit for habitation. My HEAD is scheduled for demolition. But, I don't wanna have my HEAD torn down ☹️
I love my wife, even though she's a fat PORKER!
ANNA NYSTROM ass is so smoking hot! I'm PUCKERING up! Here I come!
People think I'm strange cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!