Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

You wouldn't believe the cases I had today! The first case, a man threw a bottle of his pee at his boss. The second case, a girlfriend stabbed her boyfriend over a grilled cheese sandwich ☹️

I MASTURBATE to a picture of my DAUGHTER while holding a pair of her PANTIES!

Amanda Janiga Williams has really toned thighs! Thats because of the bio-chip implants in her thigh muscles, she was a borg drone.

For my Christmas present, Katie Searfoss said she'd sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her sexiest panty, her Maidenform lasting leopard panty! She's sitting on bl*nkey now! I'm getting so horny seeing her sexy butt in a leopard panty sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I can smell her sexy cucumber melon perfume butt smell getting forged on bl*nkey! This is the best Christmas present ever!

I talked back to Lisa Kramer so she injected her nanoprobes into my LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE! The nanoprobes created an implant in my brain, one I can't resist. Now she tells me how to think ☹️

ETHAN is a GRILL

[grill goes flying] I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!

I like ORIENTAL PU$$Y

Please bring back sugar cookie eggnog. My family loves it!!

I have a GIMP/RETARD name☹️

The texture is so creamy I love when it drips down my sugar coated throat. It make my cookie stiff

My child was conceived during the holy month of NAY'PAQ!

In my house, December is VAGIINA AWARENESS MONTH!

I loved and enjoyed this eggnog, until I was assimilated by Debbie Boedeker. After she injected her nanoprobe into me, she took me to an assimilation chamber where she replaced my left eye and grafted my body in Borg body armor. Now that I'm a Borg drone I don't eat or drink. No more sugar cookie eggnog for me, now that I'm a mindless drone!

BRING IT BACK BEST FLAVOR HANDS DOWN CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA

My dog, Bella, died today. His body is on its way to the LANDFILL.

Long over due!! Please bring it back!!

I knew it! Today aunt Debbie wore her red skirt, she loves coordinating her panties or thongs with what she wears. She was wearing her red lace thong with her red skirt. I guessed it right. I knew she was wearing her red lace thong with her red skirt!

I am not Masaka! Im Ehat!

Debbie Boedeker injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up on the ground, my skin turned pale and my hair fell out! WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO ME?!