As you know, my beloved Katie Searfoss was assimilated by the Borg. I found the assimilation chamber where she was grafted into a drone. I found the bra and thong she was wearing they took off her so they could graft her body with Borg body armor. Also, I found her beautiful blonde hair the nanoprobes they injected into her made her hair fell out. That's all of my Katie I have left. Now she's a wretched drone☹️
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KALEIDESCOPE
4 years ago
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing, guess you can say it got messy!
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Seymour
4 years ago
I had a phenomenal Christmas this year! I was at my aunt Debbie's house and she spent the whole holiday in her NYLON LEOPARD PANTY with BLACK LACE BUTT PART! She also sat on my yellow ba y bl*nkey in her NYLON LEOPARD PANTY with BLACK LACE BUTT PART! That was my present from Aunt Debbie, her being in her sexiest panty for the whole Christmas day!
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N Reed
4 years ago
PLEASEEEE!! There is no egg nog in the world like the Sugar Cookie Egg Nog. It became a family tradition that I had planned to pass along to my kids. Please bring it back
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EARL
4 years ago
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
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SPOILED PUNK KID
4 years ago
When I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas, I yelled, THAT'S IT CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Then i tore the tree down and threw it out!
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Luke
4 years ago
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So much for Christmas. My beloved Katie Searfoss was captured by a Borg drone. It injected it's nanoprobes into my Katie. Now in an assimilation chamber my Katie is pale, bald, naked and being grafted in Borg body armor. Merry Christmas!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!
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EL CHEAPO
4 years ago
This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
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Brittney
4 years ago
I'm a really sexy Borg drone, even my ass smells sexy so I can attract guy victims to be assimilated. I have a cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell. The sexiest butt smell for a female Borg drone!
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Brittney
4 years ago
This is literally the best eggnog I’ve ever had and will ever have, pleaseeeee bring it back!
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NED
4 years ago
Tonight is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!
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HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago
i can give you highlights of what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, lingered in pain for several hours and he died!
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EDWIN
4 years ago
My brain farts are getting worse! This time I broke and entered MY MOTHER'S house! I just stealing stuff from her house and loaded it up into my truck. Then my brain starting working! I realized it was my mother's house I was Robbing! I put the stuff back. What was I going to do with that stuff once I had it?!
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
As you know, my Aunt Debbie works at home on her computer, and likes to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool, in her panties. Today Aunt Debbie pulled her jeans down and is sitting on my baby bl*nkey in her PINK PLAYTEX PANTY! Bl*nkey is so lucky being sat on by Aunt Debbie in her smoothe PINK PLAYTEX PANTY. I get horny seeing Aunt Debbie wiggle around on bl*nkey in her panty, plus her sexy lotion butt smell is getting forged on bl*nkey!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they have any VAGIINAL TEARING!
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Cheyenne Batista
4 years ago
Plz bring it back I love it so much or at least release the recipe
As you know, my beloved Katie Searfoss was assimilated by the Borg. I found the assimilation chamber where she was grafted into a drone. I found the bra and thong she was wearing they took off her so they could graft her body with Borg body armor. Also, I found her beautiful blonde hair the nanoprobes they injected into her made her hair fell out. That's all of my Katie I have left. Now she's a wretched drone☹️
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing, guess you can say it got messy!
I had a phenomenal Christmas this year! I was at my aunt Debbie's house and she spent the whole holiday in her NYLON LEOPARD PANTY with BLACK LACE BUTT PART! She also sat on my yellow ba y bl*nkey in her NYLON LEOPARD PANTY with BLACK LACE BUTT PART! That was my present from Aunt Debbie, her being in her sexiest panty for the whole Christmas day!
PLEASEEEE!! There is no egg nog in the world like the Sugar Cookie Egg Nog. It became a family tradition that I had planned to pass along to my kids. Please bring it back
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
When I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas, I yelled, THAT'S IT CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Then i tore the tree down and threw it out!
So much for Christmas. My beloved Katie Searfoss was captured by a Borg drone. It injected it's nanoprobes into my Katie. Now in an assimilation chamber my Katie is pale, bald, naked and being grafted in Borg body armor. Merry Christmas!
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!
This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
I'm a really sexy Borg drone, even my ass smells sexy so I can attract guy victims to be assimilated. I have a cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell. The sexiest butt smell for a female Borg drone!
This is literally the best eggnog I’ve ever had and will ever have, pleaseeeee bring it back!
Tonight is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!
i can give you highlights of what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, lingered in pain for several hours and he died!
My brain farts are getting worse! This time I broke and entered MY MOTHER'S house! I just stealing stuff from her house and loaded it up into my truck. Then my brain starting working! I realized it was my mother's house I was Robbing! I put the stuff back. What was I going to do with that stuff once I had it?!
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
As you know, my Aunt Debbie works at home on her computer, and likes to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool, in her panties. Today Aunt Debbie pulled her jeans down and is sitting on my baby bl*nkey in her PINK PLAYTEX PANTY! Bl*nkey is so lucky being sat on by Aunt Debbie in her smoothe PINK PLAYTEX PANTY. I get horny seeing Aunt Debbie wiggle around on bl*nkey in her panty, plus her sexy lotion butt smell is getting forged on bl*nkey!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they have any VAGIINAL TEARING!
Plz bring it back I love it so much or at least release the recipe
Best eggnog ever sugar cookie