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JON VON JON
4 years ago

I went to high school with SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK! Her big butt was sexy in tight tan pants! I use to smell the chair where she sat!♥️ Her butt smells like apple perfume.

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SIMBA
4 years ago

SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK is a mean Borg drone! She made me watch her assimilate my family one by one. She even assimilated my TWO MONTH old daughter! Little molly cried when SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK injected her assimilation tubules into her neck. SHANA, all by herself, turned my entire family into horrible drones☹️

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GUY
4 years ago

SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK overpowered me easily. Her right arm is holding me, I can't resist. With her left hand in a fist, Shana gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. Shana never showed any remorse as she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream. i lost consciousness and fell into her cleavage. When I woke up on the ground, my skin turned pale and my hair fell out! WHATTHE HELL DID SHANA DO TO ME?!

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LEECOW
4 years ago

SOMEONE HELP ME! SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK is a borg drone, shes trying to capture me. Im so frightened of her big butt cheeks in skin tight tan pants moving up and down as she comes after me. Shana caught me, she's injecting her nanoprobes into me via assimilation tubules. My hands are so small compared to SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK'S butt cheeks in tight tan pants. My hands are rubbing her rock hard butt cheeks, my hands now smell like her apple perfume butt smell!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

when I saw SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICKS in skin tight tan pants, I c help myself, I went up to her butt and took a sn*ff! SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICKS butt smelled like apple perfume. then she grabbed me. Shana held me with her right arm. god she is so strong, shes a borg drone. then she made her left hand in a fist at my neck and tubules came out of her second and third left hand fingers. they punctured my neck and Ijumped in pain. SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICKS tubules made meanhanical noises as she injected her nanoprobes into me. my hands were rubbing her big butt cheeks, nice and tight in her tan pants. her tubules made me get weak, shana helped me to the ground when her tubules went back into her fingers. Smelling and rubbing SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICKS ass was worth being assimilated!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK may be a little chubby from being pregnant, but I still got horny, knowing her big butt cheeks in skin tight tan pants were sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey, crushing bl*nkey and getting her butt smell on him. When SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK got up, I felt her butt warmth on bl*nkey,and instead of smelling like detergent, because I just washed bl*nkey. My bl*nkey had SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK apple perfume butt smell forged on him. SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK butt smell took over bl*nkey. Instead of smelling like he was just washed, bl*nkey has SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK apple perfume butt smell all over him!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

I couldn't protect my yellow baby bl*nkey from SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK! She captured bl*nkey and got him ready on her stool for sitting. Shana's butt is still big from pregnancy. Shana's butt is n skin tight tan pants. Shana is sitting on bl*nkey now. Her butt bulges off the stool, her thighs are thick, and she completely crushes bl*nkey. An hour later she got up. I sn*ffed bl*nkey,Shana's APPLE PERFUME butt smell is so strong and sexy on bl*nkey!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

Cops was here earlier. My son got high 14 times in a row, but CH*RMAINE hit him. Look at my arm, see my arm? Plus may I say one thing? CH*RMAINE robbed the laundromat where she work at!

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

CH*RMAINE didn't bite me. She stabbed me with a knife, threw a knife at me.

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

Because BLINDA'S son stole somebody's drugs--crack--and smoked it up! He got high 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in. I didn't want him here, I don't FUUUUUCK with men, at all!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

This is the stuff from my father's funeral. See what I'm saying? CH*RMAINE tore it up☹️

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

BLINDA! You're mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

CH*RMAINE tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday service cause of her! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

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Officer Toughill
4 years ago

Do you want CH*MAINE arrested?

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BLINDA
4 years ago

YES I WILL! I'll do what I gotta do cause it ain't right!

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

Ok, lock me up! I got no problem, b*tch! Lock me up!

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MAD
4 years ago

I tried and tried to set up my new playstation 5, but I failed. I then hit my playstation 5 with a sledgehammer and sparks came out of it. Now the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is wrong with the thing?!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

For my Christmas present, Aunt Debbie gave me all 3 of her nylon leopard wealuure thongs from the 3 pack! She wore them a few times and now gave me her sexiest leopard thongs as my Christmas present. Her sexy lotion butt smell is still on the thong straps. I'm gonna use all 3 thongs as my baby bl*nkies!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

I'm at my Aunt Debbie's house. We're watching a movie. I got my yellow baby bl*nkey ready on the couch for Aunt Debbie to sit on. She loves feeling my soft baby bl*nkey on her butt. Before she sat down, she pulled her light blue jeans down. She's wearing her light blue Voennxe flower thong. I love it when Aunt Debbie coordinates the color of her undies with her pants. Light blue Voennxe flower thong with her light blue jeans! OH! Now Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey in her light blue Voennxe flower thong. Aunt Debbie wiggled around on bl*nkey. My bl*nkey is nice and soft on aunt Debbie's butt cheeks.