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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the Bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!

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Officer Toughill
4 years ago

Did she bite you?

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BLINDA
4 years ago

CH*RMAINE didn't bite me, she stabbed me with a knife, threw a knife at me.

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

Because BLINDA'S son stole somebody's drugs--crack--and smoked it up! He got high 14 times in a row, nobody would take him in! I didn't want him here, I don't fuuuuck with men, at all

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BLINDA
4 years ago

CH*RMAINE tore up all my sons stuff. THAT'S NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday service cause of her. THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

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Officer Toughill
4 years ago

BLINDA has the cut on her arm and she says you cut her, CH*RMAINE.

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

That doesn't make no sense! BLINDA was in here tearing st*ff up! That's how she got the cut on her arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

This is the stuff from my father's funeral. See what I'm saying? She tore it up☹️

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

BLINDA! Your mother's a b-i-t-c-h, thats why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raise me!

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Officer
4 years ago

BLINDA, are you going to go to the precinct to give a statement to have CH*RMAINE arrested?

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BLINDA
4 years ago

YES I WILL! I'll do what I gotta do cause it ain't right!

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

Ok, lock me up! I got no problem b-i-t-c-h! Lock me up!

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Officer Toughill
4 years ago

Thank you, very much!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

Yeah!

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CH RMAINE
4 years ago

I wish I had a cut your ass! I ain't Roscoe, b-i-t-c-h! I'd a killed you!

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BIG ED
4 years ago

I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed, TAKING A DUMP indisposed!

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BAUER
4 years ago

I tried so hard fighting SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK. But I didn't know she borg bio-chip implants in her muscles, they ncreased her strength. SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK gave me dirty looks when I tried to break free. Then she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, SHANA smiled to see how much it hurt and I was getting weak. Shana helped me to the ground when I lost my fight against the assimilation process and lost consciousness. Shana smiled when I turned pale from the nanoprobes she injected into me from her bloodstream!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

I remeber in high school, SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK would always be assimilating students. I always heard students groan in pain when SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK injected her assimilation tubules into their necks. her left hand would be in a fist with her tubules attacking her victims, SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK just staring at her victims, not showing any remorse. her tubules sucked the strength out of her victims, she would help them to the ground as her victims lost consciousness. SHANA would just stand there, not smiling or showing remorse as her nanoprobes turned her victims pale, and started growing borg implants

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Daryl Dixon
4 years ago

Hi, folks! I thought I could fight the SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK Borg drone, but I failed☹️. SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK grabbed me with her right hand and lifted me off the ground! Then with her left hand, she of course, injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I was so foolish, thinking I could take on a Borg drone. Now I'm in an assimilation chamber becoming one of them. My new name is now 1 of 17. Farewell!

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Mike
4 years ago

I encountered SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK in her full Borg form. Bald,pale, grafted in Borg body armor. The Borg grafted Borg abs onto her stomach. I punched SHANA in her Borg abs, but she didn't feel a thing! She overpowered me and injected her nanoprobe into me, her butt smelled sexy, like apple perfume butt smell!