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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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LEECOW
4 years ago

I live with my girlfriend, she says I need to RESPECT her privacy. So---I went threw her PANTY DRAWER ♥️

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Ethan
4 years ago

I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.

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FATHER
4 years ago

My brain farts never end. Today I was cooking on the grill, and I almost cooked the food with my wife's THONG instead of a TONG! My bastard son and ass hole friend couldn't stop laughing!

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GUY
4 years ago

My wife got so jealous with this blonde I was flirting with. So she ran up and injected her assimilation tubules into the blondes neck. She yanked her tubules out hard to make it hurt. The blonde I now on the ground turning pale, and growing raw Borg implants on her once sexy thighs!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN ☹️

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD ☹️

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WOOLRIDGE
4 years ago

I like to harass guys in bathroom stalls! I put my hands above the stall, start flapping them, and make quacking sounds!

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POPOVICH
4 years ago

My wife has her hand on my GROIN! What does she have in mind?!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife gets mad when I ask other women their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife hits me when I ask women in stores their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I ask women in stores their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I ask women in stores their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!

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Seymour
4 years ago

For my new years present, Aunt Debbie is going to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEATHER SKIRT! She's also wearing her shiny LEATHER PANTY with her LEATHER SKIRT! I'm getting so horny! She's now sitting on bl*nkey in her tight LEATHER SKIRT with her shiny LEATHER PANTY! This is the best present!

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LEECOW
4 years ago

For my new years eve party, I had no food or drinks for my guests! So I had to serve them VINEGAR and BIRDSEEDS! I'm so embarrassed ☹️

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MR NICE
4 years ago

BETTY WHITE FINALLY EXPIRED! God knows when-2021

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Tetsuro Tamba
4 years ago

In my house, my son and I come first. My wife and daughter come second!

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SAD
4 years ago

People ridicule my fishing stores name, MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

Aunt Debbie got my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool ready to be sat on! Aunt Debbie's butt cheeks are big and shapely and tight in her skin tight blue sweat pants with roses on the sweat pants. Aunt Debbie pulled her sweat pants down, she's wearing her light blue Voennxe thong with red roses with her blue sweat pants with roses! I get so horny when aunt Debbie coordinates the color and style of her undies with her pants. Aunt Debbie is now sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey. Even bl*nkey couldn't believe aunt Debbie is wearing her light blue Voennxe thong with roses with her blue sweat pants with roses!

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Fekkish
4 years ago

My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!

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BLINDA
4 years ago

Cops was in here earlier. My son got high 14 times in a row, but CH*RMAINE hit him. Look at my arm, see my arm? Plus may I say one thing? CH*RMAINE robbed the Laundromat where she work at!