I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
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FATHER
4 years ago
My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little SMACK HEAD! GET THE HELL OUT!!!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my high school talent show, I just did a LOUD WET FART. The audience booed me and I lost. WHY?!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open after using the toilet! What is she trying to say?
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT ♥️
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MAD
4 years ago
TOM! You sold me out to the ALBINO! For what?! Freedom from prison? Gold? WHAT WAS YOUR PRICE THIS TIME?!
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'CHAN!
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'CHAN! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
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Harry Dick
4 years ago
My name is a FUUUUUCKING joke! HARRY DICK?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
I told my mother-in-law, she's so heavy she actually beeps when she backs up!
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Sakkath
4 years ago
My wife use to be a Borg drone, whenever we have an argument she injects her nanoprobes into my blood, via assimilation tubules. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get Borg implants out of your body?!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 1000 KELLIDIANS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Aunt Debbie took my yellow baby bl*nkey from me. She said her butt is sore, she needs something soft to sit on. She put bl*nkey on her stool and pulled her jeans down! Aunt Debbie is wearing her light brown LEOPARD THONG! She sat on bl*nkey and wiggled around on him. I'm getting so horny seeing aunt Debbie sit on bl*nkey in her light brown LEOPARD THONG! Aunt Debbie says her butt is feeling better, with my baby bl*nkey as her cushion. I hear aunt Debbie farting on bl*nkey. I love it when aunt Debbie sits on bl*nkey in sexy LEOPARD THONGS!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
All my neighbors saw me get pulled over by that COP/PIG. The COP/PIG took out of my car: dozens of women's PANTIES, PORNO and SEX TOYS! I'm so embarrassed!
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Rosie Biscotto
4 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties☹️☹️☹️
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MAD
4 years ago
I'm sick of my wife's pet chimpanzee, it goes into the fridge. I'VE HAD IT! I put on my steel-tip boots and kicked it hard in the head! You should of heard the loud smacking sound. Now the chimp holds it's head where it's skull cracked open!♥️
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I'm at Aunt Debbie's house again! Today she's wearing her skin tight white pants. My god, her sexy big butt cheeks are shapely and her pants are up her butt. Could she make it anymore obvious what kind of underwear she's wearing? I opened up her white pants, she's wearing her WHITE LACE THONG! Yesterday she wore her hot pink lace panty with her hot pink dress, today it's her WHITE LACE THONG with her skin tight white pants. I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her undies!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I had dinner at aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her skin tight hot pink dress. I know she likes to coordinate her panties with her dresses or pants, I knew which panty she had on. I looked up aunt Debbie's HOT PINK dress and saw she had on her HOT PINK lace panty! I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her dresses or pants!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color, and texter of my feces!
Will you laugh when my hell is on earth?!
I didn't know which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little SMACK HEAD! GET THE HELL OUT!!!
For my high school talent show, I just did a LOUD WET FART. The audience booed me and I lost. WHY?!
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open after using the toilet! What is she trying to say?
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT ♥️
TOM! You sold me out to the ALBINO! For what?! Freedom from prison? Gold? WHAT WAS YOUR PRICE THIS TIME?!
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'CHAN!
I remember my name! I'm P'CHAN! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
My name is a FUUUUUCKING joke! HARRY DICK?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
I told my mother-in-law, she's so heavy she actually beeps when she backs up!
My wife use to be a Borg drone, whenever we have an argument she injects her nanoprobes into my blood, via assimilation tubules. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get Borg implants out of your body?!
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 1000 KELLIDIANS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
Aunt Debbie took my yellow baby bl*nkey from me. She said her butt is sore, she needs something soft to sit on. She put bl*nkey on her stool and pulled her jeans down! Aunt Debbie is wearing her light brown LEOPARD THONG! She sat on bl*nkey and wiggled around on him. I'm getting so horny seeing aunt Debbie sit on bl*nkey in her light brown LEOPARD THONG! Aunt Debbie says her butt is feeling better, with my baby bl*nkey as her cushion. I hear aunt Debbie farting on bl*nkey. I love it when aunt Debbie sits on bl*nkey in sexy LEOPARD THONGS!
All my neighbors saw me get pulled over by that COP/PIG. The COP/PIG took out of my car: dozens of women's PANTIES, PORNO and SEX TOYS! I'm so embarrassed!
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties☹️☹️☹️
I'm sick of my wife's pet chimpanzee, it goes into the fridge. I'VE HAD IT! I put on my steel-tip boots and kicked it hard in the head! You should of heard the loud smacking sound. Now the chimp holds it's head where it's skull cracked open!♥️
I'm at Aunt Debbie's house again! Today she's wearing her skin tight white pants. My god, her sexy big butt cheeks are shapely and her pants are up her butt. Could she make it anymore obvious what kind of underwear she's wearing? I opened up her white pants, she's wearing her WHITE LACE THONG! Yesterday she wore her hot pink lace panty with her hot pink dress, today it's her WHITE LACE THONG with her skin tight white pants. I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her undies!
I had dinner at aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her skin tight hot pink dress. I know she likes to coordinate her panties with her dresses or pants, I knew which panty she had on. I looked up aunt Debbie's HOT PINK dress and saw she had on her HOT PINK lace panty! I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her dresses or pants!
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color, and texter of my feces!