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I'm a FAT FUUUUCK! I wear 7XL size panties. My email is: [email protected]

My wife's email: [email protected]

I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️

I'm not a clown no more. I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️

My C-U-N-T wife says she wants a room in the house. I said, she already has a room, THE KITCHEN!!!

As you know, I have my Aunt Debbie sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. Today I had CELINE WIDDICK sit on my bl*nkey in her sexy nylon light brown leopard thong! Her small, round apple honey wiggling around on bl*nkey, getting her sexy watermelon hand soap butt smell forged on bl*nkey. Her ass is so TAN! CELINE WIDDICK is on Twitter @celinabeana_0x

I keep a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color, and texture of my feces!

I have bad plumbing, my toilet can't flush my horse-like size WASTE. So I ask my neighbors if I can use their toilets, now they have clogged toilets!

I leave my yellow baby bl*nkey at Aunt Debbie's house all week so she can use bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool. Bl*nkey is so flat, has aunt Debbie's butt cheek marks forged in him, and her sexy lotion butt smell won't come off bl*nkey!

Aunt Debbie was sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool for a while. I can't believe how Aunt Debbie completely crushes the stool with her shapely butt and thick thighs, I couldn't see any of my bl*nkey sticking out. My bl*nkey still has aunt Debbie's butt warmth on him, and her sexy lotion butt smell. Bl*nkey is flat and has aunt Debbie's butt cheek marks forged in hm. Lucky bl*nkey!

When we play video games, Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey just like at her work computer. Aunt Debbie is sitting on bl*nkey in her hot pink ice-silk thong! Aunt Debbie is playing the game, but I can't concentrate. I'm looking at Aunt Debbie thighs nice and thick on bl*nkey. When aunt Debbie wiggles around I can see my bl*nkey nice and flat from aunt Debbie a big, shapely but cheeks! Her lotion butt smell is really forged on bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny, aunt Debbie sitting on bl*nkey in her hot pink ice-silk thong while playing video games!

My father asked me if I wanted to be a CHEF, like him, when I grow up. I said, NO! I'd rather be a MAN!

I love it when Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her panty or thong, i can see her thighs get so thick, her butt cheeks bulging on bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie wears size 9, 2XL panties and THONGS. She isn't fat, aunt Debbie just has meat on her bones, and has a shapely butt that sticks out in tight jeans!

As you know, my Aunt Debbie works at home on her computer and sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey on her stool like a cushion. Today aunt Debbie pulled her jean shorts down and is sitting on my soft baby bl*nkey in her hot pink ice-silk thong. I love this! Aunt Debbie completely crushes the stool, which means my baby bl*nkey is completely crushes. Aunt Debbie's legs are closed and folded back, her thighs are so thick on my bl*nkey. Her butt bulges off the stool, and I can smell her lotion butt smell getting strong on bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie knows my bl*nkey can't fight back against her big shapely butt, and her thick thighs crushing him. Aunt Debbie told bl*nkey before sitting on him, resistance is futile. She then wiggled around and farted on bl*nkey. Wish I could be my bl*nkey right now!

I'm married to Drew Stem. I'm wearing an XS size leopard thong!

I'm married to Dave Stem. I love sitting on Seymour's yellow baby bl*nkey! I get up and smell his bl*nkey, I forged my cucumber melon butt smell on Seymour's baby bl*nkey!

In Sex Ed class all the kids laughed when I called the lady private part a BAGINA!

My wife's VAGIINA subjugated my PENIS!!

I eat whatever I want and dont gain a pound. I abuse my body and it comes back asking for more!

BUFFY! You were destined to die, it was written!