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GEORGIOU
4 years ago

I collect classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A RAMBLER, A PACER, and a FORD PINTO!

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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
4 years ago

I attend the SACRED HEART OF JESUS CHURCH in DUPONT PENNSYLVANIA, not Avoca. I assimilated all the men in our congregation. I seduced them with my body. They kept their faces in my cleavage and then I injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. My men victims rubbed my ass in tight jeans as I filled their veins with nanoprobes from my bloodstream. I turned them into drones!

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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
4 years ago

Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church in Avoca Pennsylvania. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL

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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
4 years ago

I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!

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Aaron
4 years ago

I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!

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SMART ASS
4 years ago

My wife told me that I can only MASTURBATE one time per day. I said: be fair, can you eat only one cake per day!

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RJ DENT INQUIRIES
4 years ago

I'm putting up wanted signs for the guy who SMELLED my wife's BUTT!

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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago

My wife's email : dboedeker @aol.com

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Bridget Marquardt
4 years ago

During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!

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ANDERSON SPLIT PEA SOUP
4 years ago

My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!

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ZHU YI
4 years ago

I born in America, but I represent commie CHIINA in Olympics. I Chinese.

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BIG ED
4 years ago

I hate it when my wife uses our bathroom mirror. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF!!!☹️

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David Graf
4 years ago

After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remember was being naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood!

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David Graf
4 years ago

I ruined my wife's party. After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS☹️

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MR PRICK
4 years ago

I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!

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Broik
4 years ago

I've received a phone call--its the GRAND NAGUS!

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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago

PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.

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Sakkath
4 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I got caught smelling a sexy women's ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!