I collect classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A RAMBLER, A PACER, and a FORD PINTO!
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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
4 years ago
I attend the SACRED HEART OF JESUS CHURCH in DUPONT PENNSYLVANIA, not Avoca. I assimilated all the men in our congregation. I seduced them with my body. They kept their faces in my cleavage and then I injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. My men victims rubbed my ass in tight jeans as I filled their veins with nanoprobes from my bloodstream. I turned them into drones!
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DEBBIE BOEDEKER
4 years ago
Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church in Avoca Pennsylvania. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL
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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
4 years ago
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
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Aaron
4 years ago
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
My wife told me that I can only MASTURBATE one time per day. I said: be fair, can you eat only one cake per day!
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RJ DENT INQUIRIES
4 years ago
I'm putting up wanted signs for the guy who SMELLED my wife's BUTT!
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Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
My wife's email : dboedeker @aol.com
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Bridget Marquardt
4 years ago
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
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ANDERSON SPLIT PEA SOUP
4 years ago
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
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ZHU YI
4 years ago
I born in America, but I represent commie CHIINA in Olympics. I Chinese.
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I hate it when my wife uses our bathroom mirror. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF!!!☹️
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David Graf
4 years ago
After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remember was being naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood!
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David Graf
4 years ago
I ruined my wife's party. After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS☹️
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
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Broik
4 years ago
I've received a phone call--its the GRAND NAGUS!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
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Sakkath
4 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I got caught smelling a sexy women's ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
I collect classic cars! I own a GREMLIN, A RAMBLER, A PACER, and a FORD PINTO!
I attend the SACRED HEART OF JESUS CHURCH in DUPONT PENNSYLVANIA, not Avoca. I assimilated all the men in our congregation. I seduced them with my body. They kept their faces in my cleavage and then I injected my assimilation tubules into their necks. My men victims rubbed my ass in tight jeans as I filled their veins with nanoprobes from my bloodstream. I turned them into drones!
Before I was assimilated by the Borg and lost my humanity, I attended the sacred heart of Jesus church in Avoca Pennsylvania. I wear size 9 panties, 2XL
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
My wife told me that I can only MASTURBATE one time per day. I said: be fair, can you eat only one cake per day!
I'm putting up wanted signs for the guy who SMELLED my wife's BUTT!
My wife's email : dboedeker @aol.com
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
I born in America, but I represent commie CHIINA in Olympics. I Chinese.
I hate it when my wife uses our bathroom mirror. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF!!!☹️
After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remember was being naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood!
I ruined my wife's party. After I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS☹️
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
I've received a phone call--its the GRAND NAGUS!
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
I got caught smelling a sexy women's ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!