My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color theyre wearing.
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MacNicol
4 years ago
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I asked my wife to open her vagiina, I wanted to see the raw meat inside.
M
MAD
4 years ago
Wanna hear what my C-U-N-T wife gave me for Christmas? A FRUITCAKE, with a ASS PRINT on it! The FRUITCAKE smelled like ASS!
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
I got caught shoplifting! They're going to CUT OFF MY HAND!
D
DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
I died yesterday, a little bit.
D
DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled: GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
J
JESSE
4 years ago
I couldnt do my math test! It was hard. My teacher told me to calm down. I ripped up my test, and my teacher yelled: GET OUT!!
S
Stuart Lanecaster
4 years ago
During the war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now I can't feel a thing! NOT A DAMN THING!
H
HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
I couldn't help myself! I saw this hot blonde in skin tight jeans, and her G-STRING all the way out. I took a sn*ff of her butt!
D
DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
D
Donald J Trump
4 years ago
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done!
J
JOE BIDEN
4 years ago
First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!
G
GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
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NAJIMY
4 years ago
I have burrito smelling farts!
L
LEECOW
4 years ago
My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!
M
MacNicol
4 years ago
My college professor caught me sleeping in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color theyre wearing.
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
I asked my wife to open her vagiina, I wanted to see the raw meat inside.
Wanna hear what my C-U-N-T wife gave me for Christmas? A FRUITCAKE, with a ASS PRINT on it! The FRUITCAKE smelled like ASS!
I got caught shoplifting! They're going to CUT OFF MY HAND!
I died yesterday, a little bit.
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled: GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
I couldnt do my math test! It was hard. My teacher told me to calm down. I ripped up my test, and my teacher yelled: GET OUT!!
During the war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now I can't feel a thing! NOT A DAMN THING!
I couldn't help myself! I saw this hot blonde in skin tight jeans, and her G-STRING all the way out. I took a sn*ff of her butt!
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done!
First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!
Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
I have burrito smelling farts!
My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!
My college professor caught me sleeping in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!