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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color theyre wearing.

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MacNicol
4 years ago

My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️

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Fekkish
4 years ago

I asked my wife to open her vagiina, I wanted to see the raw meat inside.

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MAD
4 years ago

Wanna hear what my C-U-N-T wife gave me for Christmas? A FRUITCAKE, with a ASS PRINT on it! The FRUITCAKE smelled like ASS!

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WORRIED
4 years ago

I got caught shoplifting! They're going to CUT OFF MY HAND!

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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago

I died yesterday, a little bit.

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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago

My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled: GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!

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JESSE
4 years ago

I couldnt do my math test! It was hard. My teacher told me to calm down. I ripped up my test, and my teacher yelled: GET OUT!!

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Stuart Lanecaster
4 years ago

During the war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now I can't feel a thing! NOT A DAMN THING!

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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago

I couldn't help myself! I saw this hot blonde in skin tight jeans, and her G-STRING all the way out. I took a sn*ff of her butt!

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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago

My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.

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Donald J Trump
4 years ago

This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done!

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JOE BIDEN
4 years ago

First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!

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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago

In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!

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NAJIMY
4 years ago

I have burrito smelling farts!

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LEECOW
4 years ago

My other PENIS is a VAGIINA!

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MacNicol
4 years ago

My college professor caught me sleeping in the college steam tunnels! I'm so embarrassed ☹️

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Sakkath
4 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!