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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago

Today at 5:15, network premiere of SLIDERS on B.V.N.

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ANTISEPTIC
4 years ago

Just put the military on the southern border and machine gun the BEANERS!

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HOT STUD
4 years ago

I'm so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

My boss fired me! So I told him, wherever he builds his new home, ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!

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CHESTER HARDWICK
4 years ago

My late night activities include : PEEPING in women's BATHROOM WINDOWS and burglarizing their PANTY DRAWERS!

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Eddie
4 years ago

Today I was assimilated by TONYA JONES! I got so horny being chased by a sexy women Borg drone in her leopard panty!

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NEWS DUDE
4 years ago

TONYA JONES is a mean Borg drone! She always wears her sexiest panties when she assimilates her men victims! Today she wore her Maidenform lasting leopard panty when she assimilated 50 men!

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Vladimir Putin
4 years ago

I war wacky! I invade Ukraine. I dictate to the world. SUBMIT!

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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago

In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!

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David Rossi
4 years ago

I caught the garbage man BOINKING my wife in my bed! I jammed an AXE in his crotch! Don't think he'll be in the mood for sex in a while!♥️

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WORRIED
4 years ago

The women I raped caught me! They're gonna cut my SCROTUM off!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

I have a fetish----I dream about being assimilated by sexy women Borg drones. Being overpowered, feeling their assimilation tubules inject into m neck, feeling their boobs against my back , grafted in Borg breast mounds!

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

I told my boss: even a person like him with LIMITED INTELLECT, has to agree I deserve a raise.

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DOUG
4 years ago

Can I make you a cappuccino?

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago

B.V.N. is America's number one network! Criminal minds scored 81 million viewers!

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

CAITLIN SCHNEIDER was fat when she was human. The Borg turned her into a tactical drone.

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Walt
4 years ago

I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!

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ANNE CHOVIE
4 years ago

My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️

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McSped
4 years ago

Sometimes----when I'm putting oranges in a circle. I think of my thoughts and they make me laugh!♥️