My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
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Holly Madison
4 years ago
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over!
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!
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Vaughn
4 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dorna and Ansha!
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Mac Taylor
4 years ago
Every morning at 3:33, I always get a phone call. Every time on the phone it's just some punk kid breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
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Mike Courtney
4 years ago
Best Eggnog in the World!!!
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Lucy
4 years ago
Bring it back! Best egg not out here! Sugar cookie egg nog for the win !
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Andy lil John
4 years ago
Please bring it back . Please please
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FERLITO
4 years ago
I operate a steamroller. I accidentally ran over some stray cats. Better get the SPATULA.
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Laurie Harkins
4 years ago
I'm so sexy! Guys actually pay me to smell where I just sat! I can buy a new car!
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Laurie Harkins
4 years ago
I'm a sexy Borg drone! I love being bald, pale and grafted in Borg body armor. My sexy body is so shapely. I grab my men men victims with my right arm, to overpower them, then I make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! They gag and grab my ass! They run my cute, sexy smelling ass in Borg body armor as I inject nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs. I turn them into drones!
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Laurie Harkins
4 years ago
Please bring this back it was a Christmas tradition we had.
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WIFE
4 years ago
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY in our house. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!
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SHIMOKOWA
4 years ago
I came to America just to America just to start a fight in a NUDIE BAR.
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
I'm home for a BLOW JOB and BALOGNA SANDWICH!
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BIG MIKE
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, my wife wears size 6XL panties and wears tight jeans. She has visible panty lines.
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DANIEL WORMALD
4 years ago
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
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JED
4 years ago
I'm like Quinn from SLIDERS! I traveled to a world where sn*ffing women's asses is legal!
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
In front of me in the checkout line was KATIE SEARFOSS. I smelled her butt and got busted!
My dog can smell women's asses, why can't I?
I use to be Hugh Hefner's bit¢h. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over!
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan!
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dorna and Ansha!
Every morning at 3:33, I always get a phone call. Every time on the phone it's just some punk kid breathing heavy with his girlfriend!
Best Eggnog in the World!!!
Bring it back! Best egg not out here! Sugar cookie egg nog for the win !
Please bring it back . Please please
I operate a steamroller. I accidentally ran over some stray cats. Better get the SPATULA.
I'm so sexy! Guys actually pay me to smell where I just sat! I can buy a new car!
I'm a sexy Borg drone! I love being bald, pale and grafted in Borg body armor. My sexy body is so shapely. I grab my men men victims with my right arm, to overpower them, then I make my left hand in a fist and inject my assimilation tubules into their necks! They gag and grab my ass! They run my cute, sexy smelling ass in Borg body armor as I inject nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs. I turn them into drones!
Please bring this back it was a Christmas tradition we had.
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY in our house. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!
I came to America just to America just to start a fight in a NUDIE BAR.
I'm home for a BLOW JOB and BALOGNA SANDWICH!
In case you wanted to know, my wife wears size 6XL panties and wears tight jeans. She has visible panty lines.
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
I'm like Quinn from SLIDERS! I traveled to a world where sn*ffing women's asses is legal!