There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago
I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
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Neighbor
3 years ago
FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood. Thank you, democrats!
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General Big Butt
3 years ago
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
V
Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago
201.6
201.6
201.6
201.6
201.6
My first day at Gustavo Frings meth lab, 201.6, the weight of the meth shipment!
T
Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago
After i said 201.6, mike asked me to give walter whites meth a second weight check!
T
Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago
201.6! FU¢KIMG 201.6!
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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago
201.6! 201.6! Why can't I get that number out of my head?! Thank you, WALTER WHITE!
D
DARREN PUSHOG
4 years ago
My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
M
Michelle Pinkerton
4 years ago
I Hate egg nog and I hate JEWS, BLACKS, QUEERS and other ca-ca's----
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife's ass smells RANK! Her panties smell like a rotting CORPSE!
M
Michelle Pinkerton
4 years ago
I HATE egg nog and I mean I'm picky as hell and won't drink it. But this stuff! Sugar cookie egg nog is amazing!!!
J
Jason Schoenenberger
4 years ago
That is my daughter's favorite egg nog then any other companies brand
B
Benjamin Ernst
4 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
L
LEECOW
4 years ago
My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR ONCE?!
H
Hazel Smith
4 years ago
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!
There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!
I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!
FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood. Thank you, democrats!
BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 My first day at Gustavo Frings meth lab, 201.6, the weight of the meth shipment!
After i said 201.6, mike asked me to give walter whites meth a second weight check!
201.6! FU¢KIMG 201.6!
201.6! 201.6! Why can't I get that number out of my head?! Thank you, WALTER WHITE!
My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
I Hate egg nog and I hate JEWS, BLACKS, QUEERS and other ca-ca's----
My wife's ass smells RANK! Her panties smell like a rotting CORPSE!
I HATE egg nog and I mean I'm picky as hell and won't drink it. But this stuff! Sugar cookie egg nog is amazing!!!
That is my daughter's favorite egg nog then any other companies brand
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️
My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!
My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR ONCE?!
After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!