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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

1,462 Comments

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Charles Rocket
3 years ago

There's no point on denying it, the police found the schematic for the PARASITES on my computer!

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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago

I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!

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Neighbor
3 years ago

FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood. Thank you, democrats!

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General Big Butt
3 years ago

BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!

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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago

My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!

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FATHER
3 years ago

My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 201.6 My first day at Gustavo Frings meth lab, 201.6, the weight of the meth shipment!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

After i said 201.6, mike asked me to give walter whites meth a second weight check!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6! FU¢KIMG 201.6!

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Tyrus Kitt
4 years ago

201.6! 201.6! Why can't I get that number out of my head?! Thank you, WALTER WHITE!

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DARREN PUSHOG
4 years ago

My wife is so hot she puts HONEY on her HINEY and I LICK it off!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once! I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!

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Michelle Pinkerton
4 years ago

I Hate egg nog and I hate JEWS, BLACKS, QUEERS and other ca-ca's----

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife's ass smells RANK! Her panties smell like a rotting CORPSE!

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Michelle Pinkerton
4 years ago

I HATE egg nog and I mean I'm picky as hell and won't drink it. But this stuff! Sugar cookie egg nog is amazing!!!

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Jason Schoenenberger
4 years ago

That is my daughter's favorite egg nog then any other companies brand

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Benjamin Ernst
4 years ago

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I DROPPED HIM ON HIS HEAD! Not a good start ☹️

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LEECOW
4 years ago

My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!

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BAD ASS
4 years ago

My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR ONCE?!

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Hazel Smith
4 years ago

After my Ronald passed away, I moved into a nursing home. They were in charge of my money. Then one day they said it was all gone! What happened? Where could of it gone?!