I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around when I get into it!
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Gunther
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. When she assimilates you, she'll know everything about you!
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Neighbor
3 years ago
Fat ass BEANERS moved in nextdoor. No English. Thank you, commie-democrats!
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Essence Franklin
3 years ago
I live at 7 East frothingham street, my ass is WOPPED and our dogs are annoying.Im a N-I-G-G-E-R!
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BOBBY FRANK CHERRY
3 years ago
My son, Tom WAS building me a house, but when he found out I bombed that N-I-G-G-E-R church, he started wrecking my house! He demolished the porch railings, he smashed the windows, he tore down the sheetrock ---uh--
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ANGRY BLACK DUDE
3 years ago
I went to a laundromat and they had a sign that said WHITES ONLY! They meant sheets to be cleaned!
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McSped
3 years ago
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In my home, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's THONGS and BRA'S as ornaments.
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Kathleen Owens
3 years ago
Favorite flavor
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Alan Cummings
3 years ago
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start ☹️
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Kel Marks
3 years ago
Please!!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
In my house, October is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties! She shouldn't even be wearing panties.
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Albert Francks Jr
3 years ago
Sugar cookie eggnog became my personal favorite after my first glass, and I was really bummed out it wasn't brought back. Please do
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Garrett
3 years ago
Acting Captain's log, stardate:52597.4 Our situation is getting worse everyday. More than 80% of the ship is uninhabitable, most of the crew are gone. It seems less and less likely the few of us left will reach our destination ☹️☹️☹️
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DEYOS
3 years ago
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
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DEYOS
3 years ago
My wife says the constitution gives her freedom. I said, no it does not! No one has any freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!!!
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LISA SLOUGH
3 years ago
Please bring this flavor back. It is the reason I started drinking eggnog to start with as it is the best flavor. Pumpkin is nowhere close to how great this is!
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Djon
3 years ago
Iv been looking for this flavor for years. A few days ago I bought the pumpkin flavor and honestly it is aweful. Please bring Sugar Cookie Eggnog back!!!
I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around when I get into it!
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. When she assimilates you, she'll know everything about you!
Fat ass BEANERS moved in nextdoor. No English. Thank you, commie-democrats!
I live at 7 East frothingham street, my ass is WOPPED and our dogs are annoying.Im a N-I-G-G-E-R!
My son, Tom WAS building me a house, but when he found out I bombed that N-I-G-G-E-R church, he started wrecking my house! He demolished the porch railings, he smashed the windows, he tore down the sheetrock ---uh--
I went to a laundromat and they had a sign that said WHITES ONLY! They meant sheets to be cleaned!
I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother!
In my home, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's THONGS and BRA'S as ornaments.
Favorite flavor
RETRO ROCKETS FIRING!
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start ☹️
Please!!
In my house, October is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties! She shouldn't even be wearing panties.
Sugar cookie eggnog became my personal favorite after my first glass, and I was really bummed out it wasn't brought back. Please do
Acting Captain's log, stardate:52597.4 Our situation is getting worse everyday. More than 80% of the ship is uninhabitable, most of the crew are gone. It seems less and less likely the few of us left will reach our destination ☹️☹️☹️
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
My wife says the constitution gives her freedom. I said, no it does not! No one has any freedom in my house unless I ALLOW IT!!!
Please bring this flavor back. It is the reason I started drinking eggnog to start with as it is the best flavor. Pumpkin is nowhere close to how great this is!
Iv been looking for this flavor for years. A few days ago I bought the pumpkin flavor and honestly it is aweful. Please bring Sugar Cookie Eggnog back!!!