I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF--
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!
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REGINOD
3 years ago
I went to rob the donut shop down the street from me, when I walked in the donut shop I yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
K
Kevin DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
S
SAD
3 years ago
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--
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HILLARY CLINTON
3 years ago
I created an organization known as
Criminals
Utilizing
New
Technologies
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WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago
I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
F
Farmer Gimp
3 years ago
When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
R
Republican Fagetti
3 years ago
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
D
DUKE
3 years ago
My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!
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Ethan
3 years ago
I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.
C
CREIGHTON DUKE
3 years ago
If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.
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Lysander
3 years ago
I went to MY funeral today. It was a beautiful ceremony.
T
Tom Post
3 years ago
I don't want this. I NEED this.
C
Claudette
3 years ago
I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF--
My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️
My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?
My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!
My wife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!
I went to rob the donut shop down the street from me, when I walked in the donut shop I yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!
My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!
I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--
I created an organization known as Criminals Utilizing New Technologies
I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!!
Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.
When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI
I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!
My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!
I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.
If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.
I went to MY funeral today. It was a beautiful ceremony.
I don't want this. I NEED this.
I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!
I NEED this back in my life