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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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El Burro of the Diablos
3 years ago

I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about METH LABS, RAPE GANGS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF--

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife says our sex is lousy since I got TESTICULAR CANCER ☹️

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FATHER
3 years ago

My boss asked me, I don't suppose you can work another shift? I said to him, I don't suppose you can KISS MY ASS?

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FATHER
3 years ago

My bastard son purposely threw the football at my groin while playing catch!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife plays hard to get when she wears PANTIES!

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REGINOD
3 years ago

I went to rob the donut shop down the street from me, when I walked in the donut shop I yelled GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Then I saw 30 cops in the donut shop. I'm not that smart!

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Kevin DeMarco
3 years ago

My daughter, Amber, wears 6XL size panties! When I held her panties out and saw the size of them, I was like---WHOA!

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SAD
3 years ago

I suffer from depression. I drink, do drugs, I SLIT MY WRISTS--uh--

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HILLARY CLINTON
3 years ago

I created an organization known as Criminals Utilizing New Technologies

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WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago

I'm programmed to destroy TRUMP supporters, I WILL COMPLETE MY MISSION!!!

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Remember me from Kendra? I miss those eggs I dumped down the drain in the season two finale.

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Farmer Gimp
3 years ago

When garden season is done, instead of pulling out the plants, I use my grenade launcher to blow up the plants! Neighbors called the FBI

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Republican Fagetti
3 years ago

I want to shoot TRUMP in the face!

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DUKE
3 years ago

My PENIS is a V.I.P. A VERY IMPORTANT PENIS!

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Ethan
3 years ago

I've done something very strange. I rearranged the stones on the medicine wheel.

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CREIGHTON DUKE
3 years ago

If people want information from me, I break their fingers as payment.

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Lysander
3 years ago

I went to MY funeral today. It was a beautiful ceremony.

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Tom Post
3 years ago

I don't want this. I NEED this.

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Claudette
3 years ago

I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!

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Brittany brady
3 years ago

I NEED this back in my life