P PETITION CREATOR 3 years ago Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
M Mohammed Shaliki Aziz 3 years ago When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
H HORNY TOAD 3 years ago My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
M MAD 3 years ago The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
L LEECOW 3 years ago My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
P PROBOPASS 3 years ago Whenever someone knocks on our door, I yell to my son, GET THE $HIT KICKING DOOR!
C Cheryl 3 years ago The sugar cookie egg nog was the first time I ever tried egg nog. It was absolutely amazing I do not like anything else but.
Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
I smell my wifes dirty panties to get hot!
Kendra Wilkinson don't like me cause my ass smells sexier--yeah.
I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S
For real bruh
My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
Please
My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!
My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!
I CONFISCATE my aunt Debbie's panties and use them as baby bl*Nikes!
I snorted some bad MUGWORT!
Charlie Eppes had an INBREEDING chart in his house!
I have burrito smelling farts.
I'm a Jew that supported HITLER! Go figure!
Whenever someone knocks on our door, I yell to my son, GET THE $HIT KICKING DOOR!
The sugar cookie egg nog was the first time I ever tried egg nog. It was absolutely amazing I do not like anything else but.