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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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MacNicol
3 years ago

Kids are bastards! I had trick or treaters at my door, they hit me on the head and stole the bowl of candy! No more! Finito! Never again with Halloween!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife says she was gagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!

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EARL
3 years ago

You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho. He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!

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Seymour
3 years ago

Today I had Marybeth Brown sit on my baby bl*nkey. She's a chubby Italian with a big bubble butt. Her bubble butt was so sexy in tight blue jeans. Bl*nkey cried as Marybeth Brown sat on him. Her short stubby legs and thick thighs crushing bl*nkey, her bubble butt bulging off the chair. My bl*nkey is totally crushed. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. Her poo smell forged bl*nkey and bl*nkey was crushed from her bubble butt!

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Nate
3 years ago

I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs and they all said XXXL

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

I'm going to have a memorial service for them scrambled eggs I wasted when I dumped them down the sink! SAD!

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them scrambled eggs a dirty look as they went down the sink. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!

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Marley Sage Gable
3 years ago

I need this back

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones I dumped down the sink!☹️

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Scrambled eggs! I'm haunted about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink. It happened in 2010.

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink,I never got to say goodbye to the eggs, I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS

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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago

Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!

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Al
3 years ago

I need dis

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RETARD-O
3 years ago

People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️

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angela
3 years ago

i need this family memory back

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

As you know, my Aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer. Today Aunt Debbie is sitting on bl*nkey in her hot pink lace panty. She completely crushes bl*nkey, her thighs are so thick.