Kids are bastards! I had trick or treaters at my door, they hit me on the head and stole the bowl of candy! No more! Finito! Never again with Halloween!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says she was gagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!
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EARL
3 years ago
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho. He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
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Seymour
3 years ago
Today I had Marybeth Brown sit on my baby bl*nkey. She's a chubby Italian with a big bubble butt. Her bubble butt was so sexy in tight blue jeans. Bl*nkey cried as Marybeth Brown sat on him. Her short stubby legs and thick thighs crushing bl*nkey, her bubble butt bulging off the chair. My bl*nkey is totally crushed. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. Her poo smell forged bl*nkey and bl*nkey was crushed from her bubble butt!
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Nate
3 years ago
I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs and they all said XXXL
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
I'm going to have a memorial service for them scrambled eggs I wasted when I dumped them down the sink! SAD!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them scrambled eggs a dirty look as they went down the sink. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!
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Marley Sage Gable
3 years ago
I need this back
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones I dumped down the sink!☹️
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Scrambled eggs! I'm haunted about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink. It happened in 2010.
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink,I never got to say goodbye to the eggs, I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!
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Al
3 years ago
I need dis
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RETARD-O
3 years ago
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
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angela
3 years ago
i need this family memory back
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
As you know, my Aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer. Today Aunt Debbie is sitting on bl*nkey in her hot pink lace panty. She completely crushes bl*nkey, her thighs are so thick.
Kids are bastards! I had trick or treaters at my door, they hit me on the head and stole the bowl of candy! No more! Finito! Never again with Halloween!
My wife sprays every room in our house cause of all the farting I do! What is she trying to say?!
My wife says she was gagging because of my dirty underwear everywhere! What is she trying to say?!
You guys better get the hell outta here, there's a killer on the loose! A murderer, man, a real psycho. He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!
Today I had Marybeth Brown sit on my baby bl*nkey. She's a chubby Italian with a big bubble butt. Her bubble butt was so sexy in tight blue jeans. Bl*nkey cried as Marybeth Brown sat on him. Her short stubby legs and thick thighs crushing bl*nkey, her bubble butt bulging off the chair. My bl*nkey is totally crushed. When she got up I smelled bl*nkey. Her poo smell forged bl*nkey and bl*nkey was crushed from her bubble butt!
I knew my wife eats too much! I looked at the size tags in all her thongs and they all said XXXL
I'm going to have a memorial service for them scrambled eggs I wasted when I dumped them down the sink! SAD!
Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them scrambled eggs a dirty look as they went down the sink. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!
I need this back
Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones I dumped down the sink!☹️
Scrambled eggs! I'm haunted about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink. It happened in 2010.
Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!
Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink,I never got to say goodbye to the eggs, I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
My wife has HERSHEY KISS NIPPLES!
I need dis
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
i need this family memory back
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
As you know, my Aunt Debbie uses my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion on her stool as she works at her computer. Today Aunt Debbie is sitting on bl*nkey in her hot pink lace panty. She completely crushes bl*nkey, her thighs are so thick.