This is Cortez. Henrique is dead! AND THERE'S MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!
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Wesley Percy Liverwort
3 years ago
My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.
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Joelle Smith
3 years ago
The best eggnog ever made
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SAD
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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SAD
3 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
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Aerolene D Pope
3 years ago
We love this product & couldn't believe you discontinued it. Please bring it back!!!
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DUKE
3 years ago
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
I found my wife face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife isn't even an A-CUP! What the hell did I marry her for?!!!!!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife has small TITS, I asked her, how does she enjoy the A-CUP life?!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
I'm a SPEED manufacturer --I make SPEED DEODORANT!
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DEPORTEE
3 years ago
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye rosalita, a dios me amigo, have you seen maria?
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Garth
3 years ago
I always wanted to watch my son BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I hired a quarterback to sleep with him. Then I yelled at my son, GET IN THE BEDROOM, when he refused.
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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and leglory. I don't know about pechu --(explosion)
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF like him. I said no, I'd rather be a MAN!
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Lisa Lyford
3 years ago
Please bring it back!
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ANNORAX
3 years ago
I had an inspiration last night. The ERADICATION of DISABLED people will save America two billion dollars per year.
This is Cortez. Henrique is dead! AND THERE'S MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!
My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.
The best eggnog ever made
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.
We love this product & couldn't believe you discontinued it. Please bring it back!!!
My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.
I found my wife face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!
My wife isn't even an A-CUP! What the hell did I marry her for?!!!!!
My wife has small TITS, I asked her, how does she enjoy the A-CUP life?!
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
I'm a SPEED manufacturer --I make SPEED DEODORANT!
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye rosalita, a dios me amigo, have you seen maria?
I always wanted to watch my son BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I hired a quarterback to sleep with him. Then I yelled at my son, GET IN THE BEDROOM, when he refused.
I have medical issues, like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and leglory. I don't know about pechu --(explosion)
My father asked me if I want to be a CHEF like him. I said no, I'd rather be a MAN!
Please bring it back!
I had an inspiration last night. The ERADICATION of DISABLED people will save America two billion dollars per year.
My mom is a TRUMP supporter! I'm so ASHAMED!!