I can't hit that guy is touched my wife! I got my nails done and hair cut!
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WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
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COLONEL RICKMAN
3 years ago
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
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Eddie
3 years ago
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!
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Garth
3 years ago
I fell off the roof putting up the Christmas lights and the damn things wouldn't even turn on! F-U-C-K ME!
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Durwood Sphinx
3 years ago
At my restaurant I work at, when people aren't watching, I put my PENIS in the Cole slaw!
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Darien Wilkins
3 years ago
Bring it back !
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Steve Lombo
3 years ago
Best eggnog EVER!! Please bring it back…my holidays aren’t the same without it!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife is wearing a thong with her dress, her dress is up her butt crack!
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PROMETHEUS ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago
The girls next door, Kendra, Holly's world, Kendra on top
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Time to rub it in! MAGA republicans, you suck, we rule!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
HA-HA! We cheated again! Welcome to commie America!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Bring back please!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Vote for our Communist party or you'll be nullified!
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Hank
3 years ago
This DOMINION voting machine ate my ballot! I'm getting ASS-RAPED by this JAG OFF machine!
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COMMERCIAL
3 years ago
Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of my wife's V-A-G-I-N-A?
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GIMP
3 years ago
I put bullets in my gun in hopes that one day I get to shoot somebody!
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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago
My wife has breast cancer. Does she have to cut off her TITS?
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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
After that Hank CA-CA cheated on me, I flushed my ring down the toilet, tossed our wedding photos in the pool, crapped on his wedding suit, next I'll slice his PENIS off and feed it to a starving pitbull --uh
I can't hit that guy is touched my wife! I got my nails done and hair cut!
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!
I fell off the roof putting up the Christmas lights and the damn things wouldn't even turn on! F-U-C-K ME!
At my restaurant I work at, when people aren't watching, I put my PENIS in the Cole slaw!
Bring it back !
Best eggnog EVER!! Please bring it back…my holidays aren’t the same without it!
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My wife is wearing a thong with her dress, her dress is up her butt crack!
The girls next door, Kendra, Holly's world, Kendra on top
Time to rub it in! MAGA republicans, you suck, we rule!
HA-HA! We cheated again! Welcome to commie America!
Bring back please!
Vote for our Communist party or you'll be nullified!
This DOMINION voting machine ate my ballot! I'm getting ASS-RAPED by this JAG OFF machine!
Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of my wife's V-A-G-I-N-A?
I put bullets in my gun in hopes that one day I get to shoot somebody!
My wife has breast cancer. Does she have to cut off her TITS?
After that Hank CA-CA cheated on me, I flushed my ring down the toilet, tossed our wedding photos in the pool, crapped on his wedding suit, next I'll slice his PENIS off and feed it to a starving pitbull --uh