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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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Fekkish
3 years ago

I went through my wife's panty drawer. She had THONGS, REGULAR PANTIES, DILD0S!

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Tracy Cline
3 years ago

It’s the only kind I like we drink it when we decorate our Christmas tree

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss said I need to treat him with more respect. So I grabbed him by the throat then pointed my finger in his face!

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Parker Holland
3 years ago

Please bring it back one of the best eggnogs ever

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LEECOW
3 years ago

2-4-6-8, I like to MASTURBATE!

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A HITLER
3 years ago

NO MORE FAGG0T RIGHT MOVEMENTS!

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SAD DUDE
3 years ago

The KATIE SEARFOSS Borg drone beamed into my house. Her bald head was looking around before attacking. The KATIE SEARFOSS Borg drone grabbed my wife and children one at a time and I injected her assimilation tubules into their necks. She then left their assimilated bodies on the ground to turn pale.

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I asked her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!

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WAHLMACK
3 years ago

C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!

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Mr LaMonay S
3 years ago

My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?

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Jaime Mitchell
3 years ago

PLLLLLEEEAAAASE

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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago

Rosie and Trisha need 6XL size panties. My other daughter, Nikki, is only a 3XL panty size.

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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago

I'm the sister of Trisha Biscotto. I, too, weigh 300 pounds and need 6XL size panties. Guess we're a FAT FUUUCK family.

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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago

As you know, I weigh 300 pounds and wear size 6XL panties. I wanted to hang up Christmas junk on the porch, so when I stood on a plastic porch chair, the CHAIR BROKE! I landed on my thunder butt cheeks! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing! Dear lord, I let myself go! Size 6XL panties! I'm a pig! Excuse me, I need to be alone with a tub of fudge!

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SMART ASS
3 years ago

Mom, this is Billy, he's in my class. I heard he's RETARDED or something!

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Tammy Turner
3 years ago

Sugar cookie eggnog is the best and always sold out in 27703 area.

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ENRIQUE
3 years ago

My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?

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DUDE
3 years ago

When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!

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Penter
3 years ago

this is bussin. bring it back baby