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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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Mysterion
3 years ago

I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.

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GIMP
3 years ago

I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️

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Dirk
3 years ago

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me, I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! Having her huge tits in my face was worth being assimilated!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung up my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.

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Yolanda
3 years ago

Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!

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Yolanda
3 years ago

You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!

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DUKE
3 years ago

My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

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MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
3 years ago

We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

When my wife stands up, her pants are always stuck up her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?

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SAD
3 years ago

MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers.! Why did I fail?

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight, push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on bl*nkey. I'm getting horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt is sitting on my bl*nkey!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.

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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago

I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️

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Julia
3 years ago

Bring back the nog you cowards

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Anonymous
3 years ago

Loved this so much

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tamia
3 years ago

as travis porter said bring it back !!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!