Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

Aunt Debbie finally got up, off my THIRD new waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey. Her butt marks are forged in my new bl*nkey and the new smell was replaced by her sexy lotion butt smell. She initiated my new baby bl*nkey by sitting on him in her Maidenform leopard panty while sitting on him on her stool working at her computer. I never got to sleep with my new baby bl*nkey and aunt Debbie already sat on him. She now has three of my baby bl*nkies to use as cushions while at work on her computer!

My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!

This is the best eggnog I have ever tasted please bring it back to Virginia.

My wife put on three perfumes at once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!

I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!

BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!

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I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I wanted Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion. My fat ass bulging and crushing it, and my poo smell on it!

I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his baby bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!

I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. Seymour looks so sad watching me sit on his baby bl*nkey while on the computer. I told Seymour my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!

I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!

Bring back the Sugar Cookie eggnog _ !

Please, oh please, bring back sugar cookie eggnog!

I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego, when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!

My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!

My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!