I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! People can't stop laughing at me ☹️☹️☹️
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Chayton
3 years ago
NOG FOR LIFE
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Charmaine
3 years ago
The two lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to read the bible, then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
That doesn't make no sense! SHE was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on HER arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!!
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Esmeralda Pushog
3 years ago
The ALBINO isn't from heaven. He comes from the stinkin' flames of hell!!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
When the police told me that my wife was RAPED and EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head, I couldn't stop laughing!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife is a disgrace! Instead of buying furniture, she installed a STRIPPER POLE in our living room! My friends are to ashamed to come over!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Plz bring this back it’s the only eggnog I will drink
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DUKE
3 years ago
My penis, Eduardo, plays the trumpet. My penis spits while playing the trumpet.
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My neighbors have the last name of GERMANY. I asked if they were NAZIS.
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GIMP
3 years ago
My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree! Now we need a new tree! I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S and S &M outfits.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
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Ashley Belcher
3 years ago
THIS WAS THE BEST. I literally talk about it all the time around Christmas
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Yesterday my new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in from Amazon. But Aunt Debbie captured my baby bl*nkey and sat on him. All three of my yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies have ended up under Aunt Debbie's bubble butt. She uses my bl*nkies I sleep with in bed as cushions as she surfs the internet. Her bubble butt crushing my bl*nkies and getting her lotion butt smell on them!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Sugar cookie eggnog is the best drink I’ve ever had in my life!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My THIRD new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in a prime truck from Amazon. As soon as I got my new bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey, put him on her stool, pulled her yoga pants down and sat on my new bl*nkey in her Maidenform leopard panty! Aunt Debbie is just surfing the internet as her bubble butt bulges on my new bl*nkey as she sits on him. I never got to sleep with my new bl*nkey. The new smell was replaced by aunt Debbie's lotion butt smell. All three of my bl*nkies are all familiar with aunt Debbie's bubble butt, they've all been sat on like cushions.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My god, aunt Debbie's thighs are thick as she sits on my THIRD new waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey from Amazon. Her bubble butt bulging off the stool as she sits on bl*nkey in her leopard panty. Aunt Debbie says my THIRD new bl*nkey is soft like my other ones. She can alternate everyday on which of my bl*nkies she'll sit on as a cushion while working at her computer!
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! People can't stop laughing at me ☹️☹️☹️
NOG FOR LIFE
The two lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to read the bible, then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
That doesn't make no sense! SHE was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on HER arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!!
The ALBINO isn't from heaven. He comes from the stinkin' flames of hell!!
When the police told me that my wife was RAPED and EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head, I couldn't stop laughing!
My wife is a disgrace! Instead of buying furniture, she installed a STRIPPER POLE in our living room! My friends are to ashamed to come over!
Plz bring this back it’s the only eggnog I will drink
My penis, Eduardo, plays the trumpet. My penis spits while playing the trumpet.
My neighbors have the last name of GERMANY. I asked if they were NAZIS.
My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree! Now we need a new tree! I'm gonna--break his little fingers!
For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S and S &M outfits.
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
THIS WAS THE BEST. I literally talk about it all the time around Christmas
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
Yesterday my new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in from Amazon. But Aunt Debbie captured my baby bl*nkey and sat on him. All three of my yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies have ended up under Aunt Debbie's bubble butt. She uses my bl*nkies I sleep with in bed as cushions as she surfs the internet. Her bubble butt crushing my bl*nkies and getting her lotion butt smell on them!
Sugar cookie eggnog is the best drink I’ve ever had in my life!
My THIRD new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in a prime truck from Amazon. As soon as I got my new bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey, put him on her stool, pulled her yoga pants down and sat on my new bl*nkey in her Maidenform leopard panty! Aunt Debbie is just surfing the internet as her bubble butt bulges on my new bl*nkey as she sits on him. I never got to sleep with my new bl*nkey. The new smell was replaced by aunt Debbie's lotion butt smell. All three of my bl*nkies are all familiar with aunt Debbie's bubble butt, they've all been sat on like cushions.
My god, aunt Debbie's thighs are thick as she sits on my THIRD new waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey from Amazon. Her bubble butt bulging off the stool as she sits on bl*nkey in her leopard panty. Aunt Debbie says my THIRD new bl*nkey is soft like my other ones. She can alternate everyday on which of my bl*nkies she'll sit on as a cushion while working at her computer!