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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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MR SMART
3 years ago

I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! People can't stop laughing at me ☹️☹️☹️

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Chayton
3 years ago

NOG FOR LIFE

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Charmaine
3 years ago

The two lady cops that were here, we done talkin' about stuff. I came up to my apartment to read the bible, then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!

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Charmaine
3 years ago

That doesn't make no sense! SHE was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on HER arm. I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!!

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Esmeralda Pushog
3 years ago

The ALBINO isn't from heaven. He comes from the stinkin' flames of hell!!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

When the police told me that my wife was RAPED and EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head, I couldn't stop laughing!

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My wife is a disgrace! Instead of buying furniture, she installed a STRIPPER POLE in our living room! My friends are to ashamed to come over!

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Anonymous
3 years ago

Plz bring this back it’s the only eggnog I will drink

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DUKE
3 years ago

My penis, Eduardo, plays the trumpet. My penis spits while playing the trumpet.

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My neighbors have the last name of GERMANY. I asked if they were NAZIS.

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GIMP
3 years ago

My son can't stop playing with matches! He flung them matches on our Christmas tree! Now we need a new tree! I'm gonna--break his little fingers!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

For my wife's Christmas presents, I bought her THONGS, DILD0'S and S &M outfits.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments on the tree!

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago

The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.

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Ashley Belcher
3 years ago

THIS WAS THE BEST. I literally talk about it all the time around Christmas

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago

Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Yesterday my new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in from Amazon. But Aunt Debbie captured my baby bl*nkey and sat on him. All three of my yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies have ended up under Aunt Debbie's bubble butt. She uses my bl*nkies I sleep with in bed as cushions as she surfs the internet. Her bubble butt crushing my bl*nkies and getting her lotion butt smell on them!

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Anonymous
3 years ago

Sugar cookie eggnog is the best drink I’ve ever had in my life!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My THIRD new yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey came in a prime truck from Amazon. As soon as I got my new bl*nkey. Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey, put him on her stool, pulled her yoga pants down and sat on my new bl*nkey in her Maidenform leopard panty! Aunt Debbie is just surfing the internet as her bubble butt bulges on my new bl*nkey as she sits on him. I never got to sleep with my new bl*nkey. The new smell was replaced by aunt Debbie's lotion butt smell. All three of my bl*nkies are all familiar with aunt Debbie's bubble butt, they've all been sat on like cushions.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My god, aunt Debbie's thighs are thick as she sits on my THIRD new waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkey from Amazon. Her bubble butt bulging off the stool as she sits on bl*nkey in her leopard panty. Aunt Debbie says my THIRD new bl*nkey is soft like my other ones. She can alternate everyday on which of my bl*nkies she'll sit on as a cushion while working at her computer!