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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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JOCKO
3 years ago

Caitlin Schneider wears 6XL size panties. Her panties completely covered my head, I was like---WHOA!

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JOCKO
3 years ago

I went through Sharon Horrocks panty drawer and saw she wears 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!

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JOCKO
3 years ago

Rosie Biscotto hangs her panties on the clothesline, she wears 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!

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PERCY LIVERMORE
3 years ago

Hi, folks! When I flushed the toilet, I started crying watching my feces go down the toilet. Excuse me, I need to be alone!

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PERCY LIVERMORE
3 years ago

Hi, folks! The garbage man collected my trash. When they compacted my garbage, I started crying, watching my garbage being crushed. Excuse me, I need to be alone!

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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago

I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass, but this 80 year old woman robbed me! The homies threw me out of the hood!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own baseball team! I named my team, ROUGH SECTS!

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

Tiny Tim has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared.

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

When they told me that my friend was dyin', I said, what can I do about it? If he's dyin', he's dyin'!

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

The ghost of Christmas past visited me, I shot it dead with my mini-gun!

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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago

For Christmas, I bought my wife a PLAYSTATION 5. My wife bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY FU¢KIN' CHRISTMAS!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago

I've had it with my boyfriend disobeying me! I used my assimilation tubules to inject my nanoprobes into his LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE. The nanoprobes created an implant in his brain, one he can't resist. Now he just sits there and drools!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

I hate my wife's friend. Marybeth comes over in yoga pants. The yoga pants look like they've been painted on. The yoga pants go completely up her butt crack and she sits on my couch! I have to spray the couch after she leaves! Can't people dress decent no-more?

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Esmeralda Pushog
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I got my PERIOD STAIN all over the bedsheets!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

When my party guests weren't looking, I MASTURBATED and got my SPERM in the EGGNOG! Happy holidays!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My neighbors looked grossed out when they saw I decorated my x-mas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect. So I grabbed him by his throat and then pointed my finger in his face!

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DEPORTEE
3 years ago

Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye Rosalita, adios me amigo, have you seen Maria?

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Geoff P
3 years ago

Best egg nog ever. Hands down. Became a holiday tradition for us. Please bring it back!!

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John Jacob Astor
3 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. She knows I'm Italian, she calls me DAGO and says my ass is WOPPED!