A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas! She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
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FIRST NOEL
3 years ago
My neighbor gave me a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Bring back egg nog sugar cookie
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MAD
3 years ago
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit the damn thing with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
My wife's fat ass can't get into the water. People think she's the TITANIC!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss wants me to work on Christmas! I told him, there's a FOUR letter word, and he's FULL OF IT!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I said to my wife, your panties, give them to me. NOW! Then she said, FU¢K YOU, A$$ HOLE!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Bring it back to South Carolina
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
After Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey all day, I take bl*nkey home and snuggle with him in bed at night. My personal baby bl*nkey sat on as a cushion by Aunt Debbie's bubble butt!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey! I get close to her to see my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three bl*nkies of mine!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey while working at her computer. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing bl*nkey. When she gets up, I smell my bl*nkey after she sat on him!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all three of my bl*nkies. All my bl*nkies have her butt marks and lotion butt smell on them.
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MAD
3 years ago
My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago
I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have nanoprobes in my bloodstream. I still remember all the men I overpowered and assimilated.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I'm teaching my son PUBLIC MASTURBATION!
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Anonymous
3 years ago
Bring back the fucking nog!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
GEO CONSULTING is a business that specializes in PENIS EXTRACTION. Our leader, Brandon Holl will suck your C0CK and beg for more!
A gremlin was hiding in my Christmas tree. When it jumped out, the tree came crashing down on me!
I told my bastard children they had to wait for Christmas for their presents. Little F**KERS hit me on the head and stole their presents! NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
I bought my wife a playstation 5 for Christmas! She bought me a single thing of GUM! MERRY F**CKIN' CHRISTMAS!
My neighbor gave me a FRUITCAKE with an ASS PRINT on it for my Christmas present!
Bring back egg nog sugar cookie
I tried and tried to set up my playstation 5 and failed. So I hit the damn thing with a sledgehammer! Sparks came out and the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
My wife's fat ass can't get into the water. People think she's the TITANIC!
My boss wants me to work on Christmas! I told him, there's a FOUR letter word, and he's FULL OF IT!
I said to my wife, your panties, give them to me. NOW! Then she said, FU¢K YOU, A$$ HOLE!
Bring it back to South Carolina
After Aunt Debbie sits on my yellow baby bl*nkey all day, I take bl*nkey home and snuggle with him in bed at night. My personal baby bl*nkey sat on as a cushion by Aunt Debbie's bubble butt!
Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl*nkey! I get close to her to see my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!
Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three bl*nkies of mine!
Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey while working at her computer. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing bl*nkey. When she gets up, I smell my bl*nkey after she sat on him!
I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all three of my bl*nkies. All my bl*nkies have her butt marks and lotion butt smell on them.
My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!
I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have nanoprobes in my bloodstream. I still remember all the men I overpowered and assimilated.
I'm teaching my son PUBLIC MASTURBATION!
Bring back the fucking nog!
GEO CONSULTING is a business that specializes in PENIS EXTRACTION. Our leader, Brandon Holl will suck your C0CK and beg for more!