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I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!

I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!

My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, is grossly overweight! That tight dress made her TITANIC butt cheeks look massive! The chair cried as she sat on it!

ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs bulging, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on --yeah.

My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive. My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!

ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!

I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?

My wife is mad at me! When a Borg drone was assimilating her, I just jacked off. Hearing my wife groan in pain from the assimilation tubules got me hot!

I have wax mannequins of GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!

I love snuggling with my baby bl*nkey after Aunt Debbie sits on him. She pulled her jean shorts down and sat on bl*nkey in her hot-pink lace panty!

I get so horny watching Aunt Debbie sit on my baby bl*nkey. Her gorgeous thighs are thick on bl*nkey, her bubble butt crushing bl*nkey. When I get close to Aunt Debbie I can smell her lotion butt smell getting on bl*nkey!

There's nothing I can do for my FOUR baby bl*nkies. Aunt Debbie captured them all and sits on them with her sexy bubble butt!

My nephew Seymour is visiting. I'm making him watch me sit on one of his baby bl*nkies. I lean over and he sees his bl*nkey stuck up my butt!

I went to Aunt Debbie's house to visit my former baby bl*nkies. I can tell she humped one of them, it was wet from her PU$$Y!

I'm glad I kept my nephew's baby bl*nkies! I humped one of Seymour's bl*nkies and my PU$$Y dripped on his bl*nkey!

I finally took my nephew Seymour's baby bl*nkey out of my panty. My crotch got him nice and wet. Plus, my lotion butt smell forged his bl*nkey!

I'm thinking about my FOUR yellow baby bl*nkies that Aunt Debbie took away from me. She says that I'm too old. I'm only 21! Aunt Debbie wrote me a text saying my bl*nkies will serve her ass. One of my bl*nkies is in her panties while she walks around. I can imagine how sexy her butt smell must be on bl*nkey!

My nephew Seymour is too old for baby bl*nkies. I hide his FOUR bl*nkies in my panty drawer. Today I have one of his bl*nkies in my leopard panty I'm wearing. I like having his bl*nkey go up my butt!

Aunt Debbie won't give me back my FOUR baby bl*nkies! She says I'm too old. She keeps three of my bl*nkies in her panty drawer and she's sitting on the fourth.

My nephew Seymour is 21. He still needs his FOUR baby bl*nkies. That's why I captured his bl*nkies and sit on them in my yoga pants that go up my butt. I make Seymour watch me sit on his bl*nkies. I'm trying to get him use to not having his bl*nkies!