When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. When you get into 5, 6, or 7XL size panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
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BOL L GOL
3 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6 or 7XL panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
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GIMP
3 years ago
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you....
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. HEEB
D. FAGG0T
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
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Jean-Pierre McFaggot
3 years ago
I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
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MAD
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
My nephew Seymour went home without his yellow baby bl*nkey! I'm keeping his bl*nkey. His bl*nkey has been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. His bl*nkey can't resist my sexy big bubble butt in a LEATHER THONG. I pulled my shorts down to sit on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG!
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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago
My nephew, Seymour, just washed his yellow baby bl*nkey today! I took it off him, pulled my tight jean shorts down, and sat on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG! His bl*nkey isn't all and fluffy after being washed. Seymour is 21! He's too old for a bl*nkey. I'm turning his bl*nkey into a cushion for my ass while working at my computer!
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I just washed my baby bl*nkey today, but Aunt Debbie took bl*nkey from my hands and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. She loves sitting on my bl*nkey after being washed, he's so soft on her ass!
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Teddy
3 years ago
My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. When you get into 5, 6, or 7XL size panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6 or 7XL panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. HEEB D. FAGG0T
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
My nephew Seymour went home without his yellow baby bl*nkey! I'm keeping his bl*nkey. His bl*nkey has been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. His bl*nkey can't resist my sexy big bubble butt in a LEATHER THONG. I pulled my shorts down to sit on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG!
My nephew, Seymour, just washed his yellow baby bl*nkey today! I took it off him, pulled my tight jean shorts down, and sat on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG! His bl*nkey isn't all and fluffy after being washed. Seymour is 21! He's too old for a bl*nkey. I'm turning his bl*nkey into a cushion for my ass while working at my computer!
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!
I just washed my baby bl*nkey today, but Aunt Debbie took bl*nkey from my hands and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. She loves sitting on my bl*nkey after being washed, he's so soft on her ass!
My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!