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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. When you get into 5, 6, or 7XL size panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

Children are the definition of DEAD WEIGHT!

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BOL L GOL
3 years ago

Like a plaque of boils, you FAGG0TS infest the Earth!

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Frischman
3 years ago

Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!

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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago

When you women wear 3XL size panties, you need to lose weight. But when you get into 5, 6 or 7XL panties, you're a FAT F-U-C-K!

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GIMP
3 years ago

If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!

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REX LINN
3 years ago

The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. HEEB D. FAGG0T

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!

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Jean-Pierre McFaggot
3 years ago

I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!

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MAD
3 years ago

I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew Seymour went home without his yellow baby bl*nkey! I'm keeping his bl*nkey. His bl*nkey has been reborn with a greater purpose, to serve my ass as a cushion. His bl*nkey can't resist my sexy big bubble butt in a LEATHER THONG. I pulled my shorts down to sit on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

My nephew, Seymour, just washed his yellow baby bl*nkey today! I took it off him, pulled my tight jean shorts down, and sat on his bl*nkey in my LEATHER THONG! His bl*nkey isn't all and fluffy after being washed. Seymour is 21! He's too old for a bl*nkey. I'm turning his bl*nkey into a cushion for my ass while working at my computer!

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I just washed my baby bl*nkey today, but Aunt Debbie took bl*nkey from my hands and sat on him. The fabric softener smell was replaced by Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell. She loves sitting on my bl*nkey after being washed, he's so soft on her ass!

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Teddy
3 years ago

My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!