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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

1,462 Comments

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PHIL
3 years ago

We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My boss has a bathtub in his office. He was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!

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ACEY
3 years ago

I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!

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Sarah Allen
3 years ago

Best tasting egg nog in this world. I’m obsessed. My family loved this. It was a holiday staple.

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Melynda Muschalek
3 years ago

This was the absolute best!!!

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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago

TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we got the chance to order dinner!☹️

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!

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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago

I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in her face!

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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago

Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!

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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago

Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!

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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago

My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!

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TRICARIO
3 years ago

I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!

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GIMP
3 years ago

That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at the Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I didn't know QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!