We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My boss has a bathtub in his office. He was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
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ACEY
3 years ago
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!
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Sarah Allen
3 years ago
Best tasting egg nog in this world. I’m obsessed. My family loved this. It was a holiday staple.
M
Melynda Muschalek
3 years ago
This was the absolute best!!!
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POLITICAL PLUS
3 years ago
TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we got the chance to order dinner!☹️
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO
I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in her face!
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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
R
Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
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TRICARIO
3 years ago
I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!
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GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at the Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I didn't know QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!
We live in a society where time is more important than God and family and we're overpowered by midgets and blind what's its--
My boss has a bathtub in his office. He was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
I won the lottery yesterday. Today I told my former boss to PUCKER UP and KISS MY ASS!
Best tasting egg nog in this world. I’m obsessed. My family loved this. It was a holiday staple.
This was the absolute best!!!
TRUMP supporters should of been left on the TITANIC!
My date didn't go well at all! I couldn't stop asking my date her panty size and what color she was wearing! She left before we got the chance to order dinner!☹️
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in a thong in her face!
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
I taught my son wholesome family values. Like taking other people's land by force and wearing tight leather pants while you do it!
That last guy was full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
In GTA Vice city, I have 99 hidden packages but I still got the hunter helicopter. You don't need 100.
Whenever I play GTA Vice city, I don't stay at the Vercetti estate, I live at the El Swanko Casa mansion. Nice and modest.
I didn't know QUAVA was a fruit. I thought QUAVA was what came out of a volcano!