Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

I found my wife floating face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!

JESUS H CHRIST! I'm sick of hearing about black history! Go back to Africa!

That doesn't make no sense! She was in her tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

Women today are bad! All I ever see is women wearing skin tight yoga pants that go all the way up their butt cracks. Like we really want to see their butt cracks. In my day, 1615, women dressed appropriately!

Hey, AL SHARPTON! Just die already!

I live in Florida. I aint learning N-I-G-G-E-R history! Who do these black F**KERS think they are?!

My wife gets upset when our son's girlfriend comes over. She always wears skin tight yoga pants that go all the way up her butt crack. She sits on our furniture with her butt crack showing through. My wife sprays wherever she sits.

PCP! Gang members on PCP!

I love being a Borg drone. I overpower men! I hold them with my right arm, make my left hand in a fist at their necks and inject my thick assimilation tubules into them. My tubules make mean noises as they inject my nanoprobes into my victims. I wiggle my guy victims as they get weak, and I rest their unconscious bodies on the ground. My nanoprobes turn their skin pale.

That fat cow MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER assimilated the love of my life! She didn't show any remorse! After she rested his body on the ground, his skin started turning pale, he's becoming a drone!

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a Borg drone. I bragged about how I could fight her, but she overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. Everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I let her assimilate me.

I'm not a good banker. In one year, I wrote 40 bad loans! P.U.!

I love NCC. On star trek, they have NCC all over their ships.

The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel!

Like a plaque of boils, these BEANERS infest our country!

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a Borg drone. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noise. She then rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Probably looking for someone else to assimilate.

I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!

SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL panties. I feel sorry for whatever she sits on!

My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.

I'm surrounded by neighbors speaking Spanish. Might as well change thecountry name to SPIC-NATION!