(bowling bowl goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUS-HOG!!!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife had to apologize to our friends, they couldn't sit on the couch because of all the farting I do!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
My boss says I need to grab him with more respect. So I grabbed him by his throat and pointed my finger in his face!
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REN
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Caitlin Schneider even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Her fat hurt me. She quickly injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight against Caitlin Schneider. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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Hotchner
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Laurel Boedeker Anthony, even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Once she got her thick assimilation tubules in my neck, it was over. She helped me to the ground as I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight against Laurel Boedeker Anthony. Everyone rubbed it in. Asking me, if I didn't do too bad, then why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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BIGGS
3 years ago
I bragged to my friends how I could fight MaryBeth Brown even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground and my skin turned pale. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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Adam
3 years ago
I bragged about how I could fight Amber DeMarco even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck and rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, everyone asked me, if I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
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Wayne
3 years ago
When DEBBIE BOEDEKER injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. As her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me, I rubbed her sexy bubble butt!
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Eddie
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is unbelievable! She's a sexy Borg drone. She wears her Maidenform leopard panty when she assimilates her men victims!
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QUINN MALLORY and MAXIMILIAN ARTURO
3 years ago
We SLID to a world where DONALD TRUMP was never born! No racist President.
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JON VON JON
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS wears her Maidenform leopard panty with her leopard dress and tight jeans!
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SAD
3 years ago
The ALBINO didn't stop with the Shriners hospital in Pennsylvania. He attacked and destroyed every Shriners hospital on the East coast!
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
I told my Mexican neighbor he looks SPIC-N-SPAN!
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GUY
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO is a Borg tactical drone. I bragged to my friends how I could fight her. But she overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. When I got weak she rested my body on the ground. Everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago
I have medical issues. Like SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS and PENIS WITHDRAWAL!
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Little Tommy
3 years ago
Music teacher got mad because I laughed at the word TROMBONER!
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Ventura
3 years ago
Nothing but FAGG0TS in this country!
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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit--uh
(bowling bowl goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull, KAZON PUS-HOG!!!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
My wife had to apologize to our friends, they couldn't sit on the couch because of all the farting I do!
My boss says I need to grab him with more respect. So I grabbed him by his throat and pointed my finger in his face!
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Caitlin Schneider even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Her fat hurt me. She quickly injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight against Caitlin Schneider. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I bragged to my friends how I could fight Laurel Boedeker Anthony, even though she's a fat Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. Once she got her thick assimilation tubules in my neck, it was over. She helped me to the ground as I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I tried convincing people I didn't do too bad in my fight against Laurel Boedeker Anthony. Everyone rubbed it in. Asking me, if I didn't do too bad, then why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I bragged to my friends how I could fight MaryBeth Brown even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her thick assimilation tubules in my neck. She rested my body on the ground and my skin turned pale. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I bragged about how I could fight Amber DeMarco even though she's fat and a Borg drone. She overpowered me in seconds and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck and rested my body on the ground. When I woke up, everyone asked me, if I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I plan on distributing my DONKEY PORN magazines in my son's elementary school!
When DEBBIE BOEDEKER injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass. As her tubules made mean noises as they assimilated me, I rubbed her sexy bubble butt!
KATIE SEARFOSS is unbelievable! She's a sexy Borg drone. She wears her Maidenform leopard panty when she assimilates her men victims!
We SLID to a world where DONALD TRUMP was never born! No racist President.
KATIE SEARFOSS wears her Maidenform leopard panty with her leopard dress and tight jeans!
The ALBINO didn't stop with the Shriners hospital in Pennsylvania. He attacked and destroyed every Shriners hospital on the East coast!
I told my Mexican neighbor he looks SPIC-N-SPAN!
ROSIE BISCOTTO is a Borg tactical drone. I bragged to my friends how I could fight her. But she overpowered me in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. When I got weak she rested my body on the ground. Everyone rubbed it in! If I was so strong, why did I allow her to assimilate me?!
I have medical issues. Like SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS and PENIS WITHDRAWAL!
Music teacher got mad because I laughed at the word TROMBONER!
Nothing but FAGG0TS in this country!
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit--uh