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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago

Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife says we have to retire our poor couch because of all the FARTING I do!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife must be in heat. She's walking around in the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!

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Symba
3 years ago

STAR TREK Created by Gene Roddendork

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!

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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago

My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!

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Clinton Pell
3 years ago

Last week I joined the KKK, that didn't work. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Now I'm creating a DONKEY PORN magazine business!

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Clinton Pell
3 years ago

I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I had a great night's sleep.i used my Aunt Debbie's pink see through panty as my baby bl*nkey. I sucked my thumb, too, while snuggling with her panty as my baby bl*nkey!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!

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DUKE
3 years ago

I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

Everyday TONYA JONES comes over and does her work. When she leaves, I smell the stool where she sat. Her cucumber-melon butt smell is so sweet and sexy!

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Lorca
3 years ago

TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. She assimilates her men victims wearing her pink see through panty. I'm next in line for Tonya to assimilate!

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AnnaBelle
3 years ago

On the new Press your luck, you get four whammies, the whammy will SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!

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Mitch
3 years ago

My wife says I need therapy because I think I'm seeing people being EXECUTED when it never happened!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

I won first prize on the price is right. I got to smell RACHEL REYNOLDS butt!!!

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SID
3 years ago

TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. I told everyone that I could fight her. But it was over in seconds. When TONYA JONES was human, she was toned up. Now as a Borg, she's stronger! She injected her assimilation tubules in my neck and I lost consciousness. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow TONYA JONES to assimilate me?!

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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago

We shot down the spy balloon the ALBINO sent over America!

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JESSE
3 years ago

I'm a SPEED MANUFACTURER! I make DEODORANT!

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DUKE
3 years ago

I was too rough with my wife last night. She has V-A-G-I-N-A-L INJURIES!