My wife says we have to retire our poor couch because of all the FARTING I do!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife must be in heat. She's walking around in the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
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Symba
3 years ago
STAR TREK
Created by
Gene Roddendork
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!
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Louie Biscotto
3 years ago
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!
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Clinton Pell
3 years ago
Last week I joined the KKK, that didn't work. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Now I'm creating a DONKEY PORN magazine business!
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Clinton Pell
3 years ago
I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I had a great night's sleep.i used my Aunt Debbie's pink see through panty as my baby bl*nkey. I sucked my thumb, too, while snuggling with her panty as my baby bl*nkey!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!
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DUKE
3 years ago
I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
Everyday TONYA JONES comes over and does her work. When she leaves, I smell the stool where she sat. Her cucumber-melon butt smell is so sweet and sexy!
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Lorca
3 years ago
TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. She assimilates her men victims wearing her pink see through panty. I'm next in line for Tonya to assimilate!
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AnnaBelle
3 years ago
On the new Press your luck, you get four whammies, the whammy will SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!
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Mitch
3 years ago
My wife says I need therapy because I think I'm seeing people being EXECUTED when it never happened!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I won first prize on the price is right. I got to smell RACHEL REYNOLDS butt!!!
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SID
3 years ago
TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. I told everyone that I could fight her. But it was over in seconds. When TONYA JONES was human, she was toned up. Now as a Borg, she's stronger! She injected her assimilation tubules in my neck and I lost consciousness. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow TONYA JONES to assimilate me?!
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NEWS DUDE
3 years ago
We shot down the spy balloon the ALBINO sent over America!
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JESSE
3 years ago
I'm a SPEED MANUFACTURER! I make DEODORANT!
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DUKE
3 years ago
I was too rough with my wife last night. She has V-A-G-I-N-A-L INJURIES!
Superbowl LVII is rigged by the ALBINO!
My wife says we have to retire our poor couch because of all the FARTING I do!
My wife must be in heat. She's walking around in the house in her new light pink LEATHER PANTY!
STAR TREK Created by Gene Roddendork
Today's my birthday! For my birthday present, my wife is walking in the house in her GOLD LEATHER PANTY! I need to masturbate!
My daughter, ROSIE BISCOTTO, wears 7XL size panties! When I held the panties out to see the size, I was like--WHOA!
Last week I joined the KKK, that didn't work. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Now I'm creating a DONKEY PORN magazine business!
I joined the KKK last week. My wife calls me "chief pointy head"!
I had a great night's sleep.i used my Aunt Debbie's pink see through panty as my baby bl*nkey. I sucked my thumb, too, while snuggling with her panty as my baby bl*nkey!
I go to the bathroom outside, I smell women's butts! My wife says I'm a dog!
I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
Everyday TONYA JONES comes over and does her work. When she leaves, I smell the stool where she sat. Her cucumber-melon butt smell is so sweet and sexy!
TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. She assimilates her men victims wearing her pink see through panty. I'm next in line for Tonya to assimilate!
On the new Press your luck, you get four whammies, the whammy will SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!
My wife says I need therapy because I think I'm seeing people being EXECUTED when it never happened!
I won first prize on the price is right. I got to smell RACHEL REYNOLDS butt!!!
TONYA JONES is a sexy Borg drone. I told everyone that I could fight her. But it was over in seconds. When TONYA JONES was human, she was toned up. Now as a Borg, she's stronger! She injected her assimilation tubules in my neck and I lost consciousness. When I woke up, everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I allow TONYA JONES to assimilate me?!
We shot down the spy balloon the ALBINO sent over America!
I'm a SPEED MANUFACTURER! I make DEODORANT!
I was too rough with my wife last night. She has V-A-G-I-N-A-L INJURIES!