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BIMBO
3 years ago

I love wearing yoga pants with my THONG. I love feeling my yoga pants and my THONG going up my butt!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Yesterday I stole my Aunt Debbie's LEATHER PANTY and LEATHER BRA set. Last night I used the LEATHER BRA as my baby bl*nkey. Tonight the LEATHER PANTY will be my baby bl*nkey!

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AUNT DEBBIE
3 years ago

Today is Seymour's 36thmbirthsay! For my nephew's birthday, I'm wearing my new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set with my tight LEATHER dress!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm enjoying my birthday dinner date with my Aunt Debbie. She's wearing her brand new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set with her tight LEATHER dress! For my birthday present, Aunt Debbie put my yellow baby bl*nkey up her dress and is sitting on bl*nkey in her LEATHER PANTY!

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GUY
3 years ago

Today's my birthday. My wife put honey on her TITS and I get to lick it off!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

Inthink my wife wants sex. She's walking around the house in her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY!

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Keith
3 years ago

Remember in Aladdin when Abu touched the forbidden treasure and that desert thing went nuts? I touched my wife's panties and she said I touched her forbidden panties and she went nuts!

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WES
3 years ago

My wife warned me about staying out in the snow too long. My PENIS got frost bitten and now we can't have sex!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My wife's dog is just like her! It NAGS me and throws my MONEY AWAY!!!

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Randy
3 years ago

I smelled where Amanda Janiga Williams sat. Her ass left a sexy cucmber-melon butt smell. She grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I didn't know she was a drone!

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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago

I love being a Borg drone. This guy I captured couldn't fight back! I held him with my right arm. He tried and tried but couldn't break free. I then injected my assimilation tubules from my first two left hand fingers into his neck! He's becoming a drone now!

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Hotchner
3 years ago

Tonya Jones is a sexy Borg drone. I volunteered to be assimilated. When Tonya Jones injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, I grabbed her ass! As her tubules made mean noises, I rubbed her ass!

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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago

I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 7XL size panties. SAD ☹️☹️☹️

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Sakkath
3 years ago

I snooped around in ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panty drawers. The size tags on her panties said:7XL! Eat a salad for dinner, you PIGGO!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

ROSIE BISCOTTO'S panties are bigger than plus size. She wears 7XL panties. I stole three of her panties. I get turned on by her big butt!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

My boss didn't give me that raise. So I asked him if his mom still works at the WH0RE HOUSE, and if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!

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KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COACH
3 years ago

Hey, Eagles fans! YOU SUCK, I RULE! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?! WHO DA MAN?!

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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago

They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!

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MAD
3 years ago

The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!

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Andrew Spess
3 years ago

I asked my MOTHER if she'd seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere!