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Lance
3 years ago

Brooke Consenza was only 85 pounds but she overpowered me since she's a Borg drone. She knew she was stronger than me. She just gave me a dirty look when she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck!

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STERLING MACCER MCFAGGOT
3 years ago

I didn't know that Brooke Consenza was a Borg drone. When I smelled her panty in the hamper, she grabbed me and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck!

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Celine Widdick
3 years ago

I'm only 85 pounds and 4 feet 9 inches tall. But I'm a Borg drone. I overpower men and assimilate them. Guys rub my ass when my assimilation tubules are in their necks injecting my nanoprobes into them!

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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago

I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass. But this eighty year old lady robbed me. The homies threw me out of the hood!

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WAHLMACK
3 years ago

C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison rotting like an animal! You wrecked half the city!

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Marlon
3 years ago

In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy womens panties. It's amazing. Wonderful dogs.

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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago

I tried fighting LAUREL BOEDEKER ANTHONY even though she's fat and a Borg tactical drone. Once she got her right arm around me, it was over. She injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness and she rested me on the ground. She didn't show any remorse.

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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago

My husband cheated on me again! I'm gonna CHEMICALLY CASTRATE him!

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother. RINGO & DINGO!

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FATHER
3 years ago

I let my son have a party today. Then at work, I received a call from the Police about an INDECENT SEX ACT at the party! JUNIOR! I'm going to SNAP YOUR BALLS OFF!

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Eddie Penetti
3 years ago

I, too, was assimilated by HAYDEN PANETIERRE. She just gave me dirty looks with her assimilation tubules in my neck!

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Garth
3 years ago

I bragged about how I could fight HAYDEN PANETIERRE even as a Borg drone. It was over in seconds. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into me. She rested me on the ground. When I woke up, I tried telling everyone I didn't do so bad in my fight. Everyone rubbed it in. If I was so strong, why did I let a five foot woman assimilate me?!

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KANG
3 years ago

I met one of the ALBINO'S discarded wife's. I felt sorry for her, the ALBINO is a scumbag. I took her in, fed her, clothed her. But she still feared the ALBINO!

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WIFE
3 years ago

My husband has a bad temper. When I came home and saw our glass table was broken and glass everywhere. I asked him if the table did something wrong?

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Quinn
3 years ago

DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER is a sexy Borg drone, I allowed her to assimilate me. When she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck, I grabbed her ass! She says she's wearing LEATHER PANTIES!

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FATHER
3 years ago

My 6-year-old son got his hands on matches again. That's three fires this week in our house! I'm gonna break his little fingers--uh

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her LEOPARD sweat pants. She says she's also wearing LEOPARD PANTIES!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife got mugged today. It was me that mugged her. Except, I didn't want her money, I wanted her undies. I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

After I won the lottery, I told my boss to PUCKER UP AND KISS MY ASS!

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JON VON JON
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS has a high opinion of herself. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing a LEATHER PANTY!