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LEECOW
3 years ago

My girlfriend, KATIE SEARFOSS, was a Borg drone. She told me she use to overpower men and inject her assimilation tubules into their necks. She filled up their bloodstream with her nanoprobes from her bloodstream!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

When my boss didn't give me that raise, I punched him in the face! The police told me if I punched him just a little harder I would of driven his bones up into his cerebellum!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

For my birthday, Aunt Debbie wore her skin tight leather dress! She said she was also wearing her new LEATHER BRA and LEATHER PANTY set!

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FATHER
3 years ago

I wrote my son a poem! It goes: Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!

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JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago

Hey, old man! Just die already! We want your FU¢KING MONEY!!!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

Looks like that TOM SIZEMORE CA-CA is near his EXPIRATION DATE! Happy holidays to his family!♥️

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McNulty
3 years ago

My wife thinks I need therapy. I like watching people being EXECUTED, gunshot wound to the head.

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SINGER
3 years ago

Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a COP. E-I-E-I-O. With an oink-oink here, an oink-oink there. Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink!

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WIFE
3 years ago

I found my husband on the ground with puncture wounds on his neck. Katie Searfoss said she injected her nanoprobes into his bloodstream. He's becoming a drone.

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I'm in trouble! I was pretending my dad's nail gun was a real gun, I was firing it outside and my neighbor got a nail in his eye!

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I thought we had a president named USELESS S GRANT. What kind of name is ULYSSES?!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️

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ETHAN
3 years ago

My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.

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Ethan
3 years ago

(bowling ball goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!

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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago

My wife isn't cooperating. I'm scheduling her for a PROCEDURE.

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Scott MacDonald
3 years ago

My wife still isn't cooperating. She needs another PROCEDURE!

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SINGER
3 years ago

Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu--(explosion)

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Gnome
3 years ago

Brooke Consenza assimilated me without hestitaion. When she injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she never smiled or showed emotion! She rested my body on the ground and walked away!

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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago

Ya. I was assimilated by Brooke Consenza the other day. Her assimilation tubules in my neck made me weak. I rested my face in her chest and licked her cleavage!