I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
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Mosquito Valentino
3 years ago
I'm just a lab rat to my wife. She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
A
Anonymous Andy
3 years ago
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those words make me feel like throwing up!
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McKean
3 years ago
Which are you....
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAGG0T
D. N-I-G-G-E-R
E
ENTERTAINMENT
3 years ago
We now return to Gilligan's island
MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing!
THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties.
(Canned laughter)
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Billy Bob
3 years ago
I snorted some bad mugwort!
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Garth
3 years ago
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
C
Celine Widdick
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
J
JOKE MAN
3 years ago
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
F
Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Pot made a loud banging sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
E
Eddie Penetti
3 years ago
MARYBETH BROWN of Pittston, Pennsylvania, is fat. She had a huge shapely bubble butt. She's a Borg tactical drone. She overpowered me in seconds. When she injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck, I just grabbed her big shapely bubble butt!
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FARMER DUMB ASS
3 years ago
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
P
PHIL
3 years ago
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
J
JAYDEN and JAGGER SIZEMORE
3 years ago
We're the sons of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
M
MR NICE
3 years ago
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
G
GIMP
3 years ago
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
M
MAD
3 years ago
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
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PigWart
3 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
I thought I could fight Joe Casale of Pittston, Pennsylvania, even though he's a fat, Borg tactical drone. It was over in seconds. He held me with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at my neck and injected his thick assimilation tubules in my neck. I just rubbed his ass while being assimilated. I'm becoming a drone.
I'm just a lab rat to my wife. She's implanting NANO-CORTICAL FIBERS in my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell!
Whoever wrote that McKean comment, I'm not amused. Those words make me feel like throwing up!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAGG0T D. N-I-G-G-E-R
We now return to Gilligan's island MARY ANN: my entire lingerie collection is missing! THE SKIPPER: somebody stole those panties. (Canned laughter)
I snorted some bad mugwort!
Mike! The next time you feel the urge to steal my wife's panties, remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though you never existed!
In case you wanted to know, I wear XS size panties!
My wife said her skin was feeling ROUGH. Then I said, Oh, ROUGH, just the way her mother likes it!
We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner, but I picked up the hot boiling pot and dropped it! Pot made a loud banging sound. Hot water and potatoes everywhere!
MARYBETH BROWN of Pittston, Pennsylvania, is fat. She had a huge shapely bubble butt. She's a Borg tactical drone. She overpowered me in seconds. When she injected her thick assimilation tubules into my neck, I just grabbed her big shapely bubble butt!
Do watermelon plants need a lot of water?
This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!
We're the sons of Tom Sizemore. Our father finally died. We thought he'd never go, the old SKINFLINT! We get his money! He made a loud wet fart sound as he EXPIRED!
TOM SIZEMORE is a worthless corpse now! He's probably being gutted and drained of blood like a fish! Happy holidays to his family!
TOM SIZEMORE FINALLY DIED!!! Break out the beer and cook up the spicy paraka wings. We're having a party! Enjoy hell SIZEMORE!
That last guy was so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I got this call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU FU¢KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
My brain farts never end! My son and his friend asked me to name an animal with THREE letters in its name! I said ALLIGATOR! Bastard kids couldn't stop laughing!
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.