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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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ENDICORE
3 years ago

I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own television network! It's called.... Taste In Television Services

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BOSS
3 years ago

Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country , McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!

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Charles
3 years ago

My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!

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Locutus of Borg
3 years ago

Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!

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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago

I wear 7XL size panties. One day I stood up on a plastic porch chair to hang up decorations and the chair broke! I landed on my massive ass. Good God! 7XL panties? I let myself go!!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!

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EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I use to have SIX yellow baby bl*nkies, but Aunt Debbie took them from me, she says I'm too old for baby bl*nkies. Everyday when she works at her computer, she sits on a different baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She has a sexy bubble butt. My bl*nkies get forged by her sexy ass!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago

Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

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John J Lanister
3 years ago

We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.

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Vaughn
3 years ago

I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.

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SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago

1. A box of condoms 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open. It was a disgrace!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!