I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!
H
HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called....
Taste
In
Television
Services
B
BOSS
3 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country , McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
C
Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
H
HAPPY
3 years ago
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
L
Locutus of Borg
3 years ago
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
D
Domingo
3 years ago
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
M
MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
T
Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago
I wear 7XL size panties. One day I stood up on a plastic porch chair to hang up decorations and the chair broke! I landed on my massive ass. Good God! 7XL panties? I let myself go!!
H
HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
E
EZRA PUSHOG
3 years ago
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I use to have SIX yellow baby bl*nkies, but Aunt Debbie took them from me, she says I'm too old for baby bl*nkies. Everyday when she works at her computer, she sits on a different baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She has a sexy bubble butt. My bl*nkies get forged by her sexy ass!
V
VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
J
John J Lanister
3 years ago
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
V
Vaughn
3 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.
V
Vaughn
3 years ago
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.
S
SHOPPING LIST
3 years ago
1. A box of condoms
2. Ten bottles of vodka
3. The WH0RE at the corner
K
KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
E
EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open. It was a disgrace!
L
LESZEK
3 years ago
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego. But when God created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I am nature's finest accomplishment!
I created my own television network! It's called.... Taste In Television Services
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country , McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
I created my own punk rock band! I call my band: ROUGH SECTS!
Worf. Klingon species. A warrior race. You, too, will suck my pale Borg di¢k
My son is retarded. He's in a wheelchair or something.
I didn't know the name of the ship in the movie TITANIC! My kids couldn't stop laughing!
I wear 7XL size panties. One day I stood up on a plastic porch chair to hang up decorations and the chair broke! I landed on my massive ass. Good God! 7XL panties? I let myself go!!
My wife overdrew our bank account again! I told her, this isn't some damn video game where you buy whatever you want!
My nephew keeps bouncing his basketball in my house! He keeps it up, I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!
I use to have SIX yellow baby bl*nkies, but Aunt Debbie took them from me, she says I'm too old for baby bl*nkies. Everyday when she works at her computer, she sits on a different baby bl*nkey on her stool as a cushion. She has a sexy bubble butt. My bl*nkies get forged by her sexy ass!
Bad news! The playstation SIX will cost 2000 PAKATTAH! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
We might as well change America's name to SPIC-NATION.
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor or P'Chan.
I remember my name! I'm P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha.
1. A box of condoms 2. Ten bottles of vodka 3. The WH0RE at the corner
Star trek discovery got cancelled! Good riddance to that FAGG0T show! I'm hungry.
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. When she saw the pole the firefighters use, she thought it was a STRIPPER'S POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread open. It was a disgrace!
I've been charged with 139 counts of smelling women's asses!