My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start ☹️
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
When I got shot the other day, I said:IS THAT A BULLET?
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says with all the farting I do, my UNDERWEAR could be used as a BIO-WEAPON!
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Ventura
3 years ago
Nothing but SLACK-JAWED FAGG0TS in this country!
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BOSS
3 years ago
I caught my employees playing their playstation five at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP?!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife put on THREE perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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Walt
3 years ago
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
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GIMP
3 years ago
I gave up SLEEPING. It's a bad habit, like smoking.
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Belinda
3 years ago
Ch*rmaine tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday s*rvice cause of her! THATS NOT RIGHT!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
If I'd a did anything to B*LINDA or her son-- I'd a cut her thr*at and his! I ain't to be played with!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
B*LINDA! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
Because her son stole somebody's drugs---cr*ck ---and smoked it up! He got h*gh fourteen times in a row, nobody would take him in!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
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Charmaine
3 years ago
That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
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DARION BASCO
3 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
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SINGER
3 years ago
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
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DIRK
3 years ago
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
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Garth
3 years ago
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?
My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start ☹️
When I got shot the other day, I said:IS THAT A BULLET?
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
My wife says with all the farting I do, my UNDERWEAR could be used as a BIO-WEAPON!
Nothing but SLACK-JAWED FAGG0TS in this country!
I caught my employees playing their playstation five at work! I asked them if they want an ASSIGNMENT SLIP or a PINK SLIP?!
My wife put on THREE perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed. TAKING A DUMP INDISPOSED!
I gave up SLEEPING. It's a bad habit, like smoking.
Ch*rmaine tore up all my sons stuff! THATS NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday s*rvice cause of her! THATS NOT RIGHT!
If I'd a did anything to B*LINDA or her son-- I'd a cut her thr*at and his! I ain't to be played with!
B*LINDA! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
Because her son stole somebody's drugs---cr*ck ---and smoked it up! He got h*gh fourteen times in a row, nobody would take him in!
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden, HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and all tried to jump on me!
That doesn't make no sense! She was in here tearing stuff up, that's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, slustrin and le glory. I don't know about pechu ---(explosion)(singing stopped)
My daughter has emotional problems. When she didn't get what she wanted, she grabbed a megaphone and started screaming into it. Neighbors weren't happy!
Remember that nickelodeon show ROCKET POWER where they stuck their fingers up their asses?
I asked my wife if she seen my SEX COULDRON anywhere?