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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My poor baby bl*nkey! SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE PENNSYLVANIA sat on him in tight jean shorts. SHARON is fat, 7XL panties. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey smells like her poo-pad and wipes butt smell. Her fat ass killed my bl*nkey!

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!

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MR PRICK
3 years ago

My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming she's wearing panties.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him in her skin tight yoga pants that go up her butt. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell took over for the fabric softener.

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GIMP
3 years ago

My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!

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Bean Buck
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard thong with her leopard pants!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!

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MR PRICK
3 years ago

I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!

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Charles
3 years ago

My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️

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Dirk
3 years ago

The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.

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J Bruce Ismay
3 years ago

My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on its maiden voyage--ya.

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago

I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My Aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell my bl*nkey!

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BOSS
3 years ago

DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage