My poor baby bl*nkey! SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE PENNSYLVANIA sat on him in tight jean shorts. SHARON is fat, 7XL panties. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey smells like her poo-pad and wipes butt smell. Her fat ass killed my bl*nkey!
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming she's wearing panties.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him in her skin tight yoga pants that go up her butt. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell took over for the fabric softener.
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GIMP
3 years ago
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
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Bean Buck
3 years ago
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard thong with her leopard pants!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
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MR PRICK
3 years ago
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
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Charles
3 years ago
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
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Dirk
3 years ago
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
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J Bruce Ismay
3 years ago
My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on its maiden voyage--ya.
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago
I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My Aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell my bl*nkey!
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BOSS
3 years ago
DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage
My poor baby bl*nkey! SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE PENNSYLVANIA sat on him in tight jean shorts. SHARON is fat, 7XL panties. Instead of smelling like detergent, bl*nkey smells like her poo-pad and wipes butt smell. Her fat ass killed my bl*nkey!
I asked my boss if his mother still works at the WH0RE HOUSE! And if she's still offering the 2-for-1 special!
My wife's policy for panties is, ONE SIZE FITS ALL! Assuming she's wearing panties.
As soon as my yellow baby bl*nkey got done being washed, Aunt Debbie captured bl*nkey and sat on him in her skin tight yoga pants that go up her butt. Aunt Debbie's sexy lotion butt smell took over for the fabric softener.
My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!
Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown leopard thong with her leopard pants!
There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
My wife calls me a DILD0 DODO!
My wife scheduled me for an appointment with the doctor. She wants me to get a PENILE IMPLANT ☹️
The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.
My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on its maiden voyage--ya.
I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.
My Aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell my bl*nkey!
DAN! Do you even remember your orders? You can explain why you're such a FAT FU¢K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage