After Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
B
BAD ASS
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
G
GIMP
3 years ago
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex, BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
M
MAD
3 years ago
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til i get my hands on you! AAH!
F
Fekkish
3 years ago
In my house, May is PU$$Y awreness month!
M
Matt Dumbass
3 years ago
I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!
D
Deyos
3 years ago
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just gonna run house like a concentration camp!
D
Deyos
3 years ago
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
S
SEYMOUR
3 years ago
When I saw Amanda Janiga Williams wearing skin tight jeans, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. when she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him she left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
A
Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago
My husband noticed the metal on my thigh. I told him, its a borg implant, I was a drone.
S
Sakkath
3 years ago
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
G
Genie
3 years ago
When I met Aladdin, I told him he can have three wishes. Except I can't kill people for him. The first thing Aladdin wanted was Jewish people put back in concentration camps! What did I just get done telling him!!!
M
MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
J
Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago
Something strange on this detector circuit!
C
CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
S
Sela
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
J
JOKE MAN
3 years ago
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!
J
JOKE MAN
3 years ago
This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
M
MAD
3 years ago
My boss says I need to treat our gay employee's with respect! He'll have my resignation within the hour!
S
Sakkath
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!
After Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex, BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til i get my hands on you! AAH!
In my house, May is PU$$Y awreness month!
I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just gonna run house like a concentration camp!
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!
When I saw Amanda Janiga Williams wearing skin tight jeans, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. when she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him she left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!
My husband noticed the metal on my thigh. I told him, its a borg implant, I was a drone.
Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!
When I met Aladdin, I told him he can have three wishes. Except I can't kill people for him. The first thing Aladdin wanted was Jewish people put back in concentration camps! What did I just get done telling him!!!
There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---
Something strange on this detector circuit!
I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!
In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!
Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!
This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!
My boss says I need to treat our gay employee's with respect! He'll have my resignation within the hour!
KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!