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Bring back Sugar Cookie Eggnog

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

After Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, I threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!

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GIMP
3 years ago

My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex, BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!

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MAD
3 years ago

I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting! YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til i get my hands on you! AAH!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

In my house, May is PU$$Y awreness month!

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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago

I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!

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Deyos
3 years ago

I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just gonna run house like a concentration camp!

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Deyos
3 years ago

In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your neck!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

When I saw Amanda Janiga Williams wearing skin tight jeans, I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. when she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him she left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!

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Amanda Janiga Williams
3 years ago

My husband noticed the metal on my thigh. I told him, its a borg implant, I was a drone.

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Sakkath
3 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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Genie
3 years ago

When I met Aladdin, I told him he can have three wishes. Except I can't kill people for him. The first thing Aladdin wanted was Jewish people put back in concentration camps! What did I just get done telling him!!!

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---

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Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago

Something strange on this detector circuit!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!

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Sela
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing PERIOD PROOF PANTIES!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

Did you hear about the fire at the SHOE factory? 200 SOULS were lost!

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

This homeless guy said he hadn't had a BITE to eat in days, so I BIT him!

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MAD
3 years ago

My boss says I need to treat our gay employee's with respect! He'll have my resignation within the hour!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!