All ten of my witnesses died in prison. Maybe it was a coincidence?
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DON
4 years ago
I, too, lost a loved one to the horrible Borg! BRIGID WALSH was captured by a drone! He held her with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at her neck and his tubules came out of his first two fingers. BRIGID WALSH cried in pain as the drone injected it's nanoprobes into her bloodstream. When the drone withdrew it's tubules, BRIGID WALSH lost consciousness and the drone threw her body to the ground and left. She had a sexy tan, but the nanoprobes turned her so slimey pale. Now she has raw Borg implants growing on her once sexy thighs! F-U-C-K-I-N-G BORG!
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Derek
4 years ago
Timothy, you need to get rid of Katie! The love of my life, CELINE WIDDICK, was also assimilated by a wretched drone. I was foolish enough to bring her assimilated body into my house, she was still unconscious from being injected by that drone. When she woke up she was part of the collective, she grabbed my brother, made her left hand in a fist at his neck and injected her assimilation tubules into him. Get rid of Katie, NOW! When she wakes up her assimilation will be complete and she'll attack and assimilate everyone in your house!
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Timothy
4 years ago
A Borg drone caught and assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. After the drone finished injecting it's nanoprobes into my KATIE, it left her unconscious on the ground, she started turning pale immediately. When I brought her home, my family was scared. They said she may still look like KATIE, but she's officially assimilated, she could turn into a drone any minute and start assimilating us. Did I make a mistake?
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CJ
4 years ago
I burglarize people's homes at night to earn money, I park my black van outside to load up the stuff I steal other people had to work for. The other night an old man caught me in his home. He asked me if I can even read. I'm gonna sue that prune-face.
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP! Wherever she goes, trouble follows.
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SID
4 years ago
If I betray the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!☹️
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LUCAN
4 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS put her right arm around me to overpower me. She's a Borg drone. I told her I don't won't those --those nanoprobes in me. She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she had her tubules in her first two left hand fingers.
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OG LOC
4 years ago
SINGING : OG LOC in the house! A man in your face, a punch in the face, a gun in my waist, and an oy, oy, oy!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I like women with sexy big butts, that's why I asked SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight tan pants. Bl*nkey was scared, he sees how big her butt cheeks are in skin tight tan pants. Bl*nkey gagged as SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK sat on him. I can't see any of bl*nkey, her butt completely crushes bl*nkey. When SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK got up I sn*ffed bl*nkey. SHANA left her sexy apple perfume butt smell on bl*nkey, she forged him.
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CESAR
4 years ago
The cash is leaving Los Santos again.
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BIG JOHN
4 years ago
I had a hard day today. I came home with my stained underwear on the ground and pizza in the bathroom sink!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I told this drug dealer, Coughio up El weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio! Nice rhymes huh?
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
Today is April 15th, 110 years ago the RMS OLYMPIC struck an iceberg and sank on her maiden voyage!
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WORLD NEWS FAG
4 years ago
Today is April 14th, 110 years ago the RMS OLYMPIC struck an iceberg!
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Frischman
4 years ago
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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Clinton Pell
4 years ago
I joined the KKK, that didn't last. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Now I created my own DONKEY PORN magazine business! It's called: MULE MONTHLY!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
Today is April 13th. I took my SIXTH shower for the year!
All ten of my witnesses died in prison. Maybe it was a coincidence?
I, too, lost a loved one to the horrible Borg! BRIGID WALSH was captured by a drone! He held her with his right arm, made his left hand in a fist at her neck and his tubules came out of his first two fingers. BRIGID WALSH cried in pain as the drone injected it's nanoprobes into her bloodstream. When the drone withdrew it's tubules, BRIGID WALSH lost consciousness and the drone threw her body to the ground and left. She had a sexy tan, but the nanoprobes turned her so slimey pale. Now she has raw Borg implants growing on her once sexy thighs! F-U-C-K-I-N-G BORG!
Timothy, you need to get rid of Katie! The love of my life, CELINE WIDDICK, was also assimilated by a wretched drone. I was foolish enough to bring her assimilated body into my house, she was still unconscious from being injected by that drone. When she woke up she was part of the collective, she grabbed my brother, made her left hand in a fist at his neck and injected her assimilation tubules into him. Get rid of Katie, NOW! When she wakes up her assimilation will be complete and she'll attack and assimilate everyone in your house!
A Borg drone caught and assimilated my beloved KATIE SEARFOSS. After the drone finished injecting it's nanoprobes into my KATIE, it left her unconscious on the ground, she started turning pale immediately. When I brought her home, my family was scared. They said she may still look like KATIE, but she's officially assimilated, she could turn into a drone any minute and start assimilating us. Did I make a mistake?
I burglarize people's homes at night to earn money, I park my black van outside to load up the stuff I steal other people had to work for. The other night an old man caught me in his home. He asked me if I can even read. I'm gonna sue that prune-face.
My wife isn't what she appears. She's an IMP! Wherever she goes, trouble follows.
If I betray the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!☹️
KATIE SEARFOSS put her right arm around me to overpower me. She's a Borg drone. I told her I don't won't those --those nanoprobes in me. She made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck, she had her tubules in her first two left hand fingers.
SINGING : OG LOC in the house! A man in your face, a punch in the face, a gun in my waist, and an oy, oy, oy!
I like women with sexy big butts, that's why I asked SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight tan pants. Bl*nkey was scared, he sees how big her butt cheeks are in skin tight tan pants. Bl*nkey gagged as SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK sat on him. I can't see any of bl*nkey, her butt completely crushes bl*nkey. When SHANA MARIE ASHMAN WARRICK got up I sn*ffed bl*nkey. SHANA left her sexy apple perfume butt smell on bl*nkey, she forged him.
The cash is leaving Los Santos again.
I had a hard day today. I came home with my stained underwear on the ground and pizza in the bathroom sink!
I told this drug dealer, Coughio up El weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio! Nice rhymes huh?
Today is April 15th, 110 years ago the RMS OLYMPIC struck an iceberg and sank on her maiden voyage!
Today is April 14th, 110 years ago the RMS OLYMPIC struck an iceberg!
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
I joined the KKK, that didn't last. Then I formed my own RAPE GANG, that fizzled out. Now I created my own DONKEY PORN magazine business! It's called: MULE MONTHLY!
Today is April 13th. I took my SIXTH shower for the year!
I'm starving and living on the streets of L'KATT!
All my gangsta niiggaz are here at my party.