I got a problem! Some turncoat b-i-t-c-h ass n-i-g-g-a is working for the Ballas gang!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I bought my wife panties that said: SPERM DUMPSTER on the front. She won't talk to me! WHY?!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
When th COP/PIG pulled me over, all my neighbors saw what he pulled out of my car! Dozens of women's panties and thongs, porno and sex toys! I'm so ashamed!
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OG LOC
4 years ago
Singing: LOC is in the house! A man in your face, a punch in your face, a gun in my waist. It's LOC LOC LOC!
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ENDICORE
4 years ago
When I told my wife that I represent PERFECTION, she said, there's a a FOUR letter word that describes me, and I'm FULL OF IT.
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Mike
4 years ago
Bubba! We can never be friends again, you smelled my wife's butt!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
Mike! Your wife's yoga pants were way up her butt crack. She was BEGGING FOR IT!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified.
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Herbert Arthur McFaggot Cadberry
4 years ago
I'm running against my wife, for city mayor. Today I threw a GRILL through her campaign office building window. People said, the grill came close to her, she jumped when the window smashed!
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FATHER
4 years ago
Son, I know you wanted a German shepherd, but the pound only had a whippet.
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SON
4 years ago
I HATE WHIPPETS!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
I got CANNED today! Before I left work for the last time, I told my former boss: here's a little something I owe you, I punched him and he went flying into the wall!
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DEYOS
4 years ago
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just going to run my house like a concentration camp.
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DEYOS
4 years ago
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your NECK!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
Today Aunt Debbie now wearing her skin tight blue jeans. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing her pink lace panty with rose pattern. That sexy panty goes good with her sexy tight jeans.
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WENDY PUSHOG
4 years ago
I have medical issues. Like SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS and PENIS WITHDRAWAL!
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GIMP
4 years ago
That last comment is so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I'm having another dinner date with Aunt Debbie. This time she's wearing her skin tight purple dress. Can you guess what color undies she's wearing? Yep, purple! Her sexy purple lace thong with her purple dress. She's so predictable, color coordinating her undies with her dress!
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Miss LaGroin
4 years ago
I love my job! I get paid $1.25 an hour to have old men look up my dress--without panties!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties. She shouldn't even be wearing panties anyway!
I got a problem! Some turncoat b-i-t-c-h ass n-i-g-g-a is working for the Ballas gang!
I bought my wife panties that said: SPERM DUMPSTER on the front. She won't talk to me! WHY?!
When th COP/PIG pulled me over, all my neighbors saw what he pulled out of my car! Dozens of women's panties and thongs, porno and sex toys! I'm so ashamed!
Singing: LOC is in the house! A man in your face, a punch in your face, a gun in my waist. It's LOC LOC LOC!
When I told my wife that I represent PERFECTION, she said, there's a a FOUR letter word that describes me, and I'm FULL OF IT.
Bubba! We can never be friends again, you smelled my wife's butt!
Mike! Your wife's yoga pants were way up her butt crack. She was BEGGING FOR IT!
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified.
I'm running against my wife, for city mayor. Today I threw a GRILL through her campaign office building window. People said, the grill came close to her, she jumped when the window smashed!
Son, I know you wanted a German shepherd, but the pound only had a whippet.
I HATE WHIPPETS!
I got CANNED today! Before I left work for the last time, I told my former boss: here's a little something I owe you, I punched him and he went flying into the wall!
I'm sick of my wifes complaining. I'm just going to run my house like a concentration camp.
In my house, I make the law. You break my law and I'll break your NECK!
Today Aunt Debbie now wearing her skin tight blue jeans. I opened up her jeans and saw she's wearing her pink lace panty with rose pattern. That sexy panty goes good with her sexy tight jeans.
I have medical issues. Like SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS and PENIS WITHDRAWAL!
That last comment is so full of crap! We all know WOMEN ARE MADE OF SAND!
I'm having another dinner date with Aunt Debbie. This time she's wearing her skin tight purple dress. Can you guess what color undies she's wearing? Yep, purple! Her sexy purple lace thong with her purple dress. She's so predictable, color coordinating her undies with her dress!
I love my job! I get paid $1.25 an hour to have old men look up my dress--without panties!
My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of thongs! I confiscated the panties. She shouldn't even be wearing panties anyway!