I got drunk. I called Martinez an A-S-S- H-O-L-E. I said I didn't trust him no more.
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HAUSER
4 years ago
My wife is mad at me. When we were having sex, I was sucking on her 38D TITS, I started chewing. Guess you can say I got out of control.
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Van Sprang
4 years ago
I formed my own baseball team! I named my team: THE LOSERS. It's an awesome team, I'm proud to be a LOSER!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I asked my sexy DAUGHTER if she mind if I put my head in her LAP!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
These are good times for my family. My wife got a raise, and I decided to get BREAST IMPLANTS!
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GUY
4 years ago
I brought this hot blonde home to sleep with, but for SIX hours I just talked about my bug collection. I BORED HER LEGS SHUT!☹️
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Domingo
4 years ago
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
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Kevin Dwyer
4 years ago
What the F-U-C-K is this B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T being written on my once proud petition?!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I created my own magazine printing business. My magazine is called, MULE MONTHLY! It's a DONKEY PORN magazine!
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Joe Biden Ca Ca
4 years ago
First we must subsidize ka ka ka--kaputti . And various subjects that impeck the leecow, uh--
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CJ
4 years ago
Mr. Salvatore Leone, I'm turning states evidence, I'm gonna give a detailed report to the feds about your crime family. I know you helped me out and saved my life, but I can't with good conscience allow what you've done to go unpunished!
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Salvatore Leone
4 years ago
You two-bit backstabbing piece of eggplant s-h-i-t! YOU'RE DEAD! Your friends are dead, you're family is dead! I'm gonna F-U-C-K up your children and grandchildren! YOU'RE DEAD! DEAD!
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Jon
4 years ago
I'm as pale as a DROWNED BABY!
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Christina
4 years ago
Jon. Why are you so pale?
J
Jon
4 years ago
I didn't know KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. After I rubbed her butt in skin tight jeans she grabbed with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. She injected nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
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Paolo
4 years ago
Rosie! It's, Paolo. How are you me old son?
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Ming Van Oy
4 years ago
I have an oriental PU$$Y
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STAR TREK
4 years ago
NCC-1701-ALBINO
NX-01-ALBINO
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
Rachel Reynolds from the price is right is a sexy body drone, I asked her to assimilate me in her tight leopard panty! Rachel Reynolds held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I gagged and grabbed her ass! As Rachel Reynolds injected her nanoprobes into me I rubbed her butt. I felt her sexy leopard panty going up her butt. Her ass has the sexiest butt smell, cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell.
I got drunk. I called Martinez an A-S-S- H-O-L-E. I said I didn't trust him no more.
My wife is mad at me. When we were having sex, I was sucking on her 38D TITS, I started chewing. Guess you can say I got out of control.
I formed my own baseball team! I named my team: THE LOSERS. It's an awesome team, I'm proud to be a LOSER!
I asked my sexy DAUGHTER if she mind if I put my head in her LAP!
These are good times for my family. My wife got a raise, and I decided to get BREAST IMPLANTS!
I brought this hot blonde home to sleep with, but for SIX hours I just talked about my bug collection. I BORED HER LEGS SHUT!☹️
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
What the F-U-C-K is this B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T being written on my once proud petition?!
I created my own magazine printing business. My magazine is called, MULE MONTHLY! It's a DONKEY PORN magazine!
First we must subsidize ka ka ka--kaputti . And various subjects that impeck the leecow, uh--
Mr. Salvatore Leone, I'm turning states evidence, I'm gonna give a detailed report to the feds about your crime family. I know you helped me out and saved my life, but I can't with good conscience allow what you've done to go unpunished!
You two-bit backstabbing piece of eggplant s-h-i-t! YOU'RE DEAD! Your friends are dead, you're family is dead! I'm gonna F-U-C-K up your children and grandchildren! YOU'RE DEAD! DEAD!
I'm as pale as a DROWNED BABY!
Jon. Why are you so pale?
I didn't know KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. After I rubbed her butt in skin tight jeans she grabbed with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. She injected nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
Rosie! It's, Paolo. How are you me old son?
I have an oriental PU$$Y
NCC-1701-ALBINO NX-01-ALBINO
Rachel Reynolds from the price is right is a sexy body drone, I asked her to assimilate me in her tight leopard panty! Rachel Reynolds held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I gagged and grabbed her ass! As Rachel Reynolds injected her nanoprobes into me I rubbed her butt. I felt her sexy leopard panty going up her butt. Her ass has the sexiest butt smell, cantaloupe melon and perfume butt smell.
Hey, Debbie! I finally got my PERIOD!