If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
S
SINGER
4 years ago
Singing: He wakes up --in the morning--bite to eat--brush your teeth. Mmm t-bone and been and negrolling ≤explosion≥ ≤music stopped≥
S
SAD
4 years ago
My wife is dead. Her body was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed.
L
Lea
4 years ago
Daryl. It use to hurt me to get rid of you. But after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties! It's getting a lot easier! GO AWAY!
J
JAMES
4 years ago
I caught my wife in bed with the retard boy from next door, she had whipped cream on her tits. She tried to explain, but I said: DON'T! We are way beyond B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T here!
M
MR PRICK
4 years ago
I'm not listening to my boss! The boss can SUCK ME! Who does my boss think he is? He should be KISSING my ASS!
G
Garth
4 years ago
If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within an hour!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss told me I had to work a double shift! So I said: look, you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE! Just cause you get can't PU$$Y don't take it out on me. Today I get my first unemployment check!
T
TUNE MAN
4 years ago
I am a male cheerleader, I get to hold the girl cheerleaders. Why did I become a cheerleader? FOR THE PU$$Y!
V
Vaughn
4 years ago
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan!
V
Vaughn
4 years ago
I remember my name! Im P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
I'm so embarrassed! At church, my wife didn't have money for the church collection plate, so she took off her PINK LACE PANTY and placed it in the church collection plate!
T
Tommy Vercetti
4 years ago
When I bought the old print works, I thought maybe we'd print a newspaper or a magazine. But the old guy at the print works shot my idea down quick, called it low-grade crap!☹️
P
Pellegrino
4 years ago
My wife is sick! She always wanted to have sex with a black man so she surgically removed my PENIS and attached a black man's PENIS to me! PSYCHO!
S
SWEET
4 years ago
I'm not going to a B-I-T-C-H-ASS Trump rally!
E
ENDICORE
4 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
E
ENDICORE
4 years ago
My wife said she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, its not a complex, it's a FACT!
E
ENDICORE
4 years ago
I don't believe in god, but I act like one!
H
HAPPY
4 years ago
I'm having a party at my house tonight. Come ONE--come ALL--and have a BALL-- THAT IS ALL.
P.C.P.! Gang members on P.C.P.!
If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
Singing: He wakes up --in the morning--bite to eat--brush your teeth. Mmm t-bone and been and negrolling ≤explosion≥ ≤music stopped≥
My wife is dead. Her body was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl. It use to hurt me to get rid of you. But after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties! It's getting a lot easier! GO AWAY!
I caught my wife in bed with the retard boy from next door, she had whipped cream on her tits. She tried to explain, but I said: DON'T! We are way beyond B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T here!
I'm not listening to my boss! The boss can SUCK ME! Who does my boss think he is? He should be KISSING my ASS!
If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within an hour!
My boss told me I had to work a double shift! So I said: look, you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE! Just cause you get can't PU$$Y don't take it out on me. Today I get my first unemployment check!
I am a male cheerleader, I get to hold the girl cheerleaders. Why did I become a cheerleader? FOR THE PU$$Y!
I can't remember if my name is Mirika, Lansor, or P'Chan!
I remember my name! Im P'Chan! Son of Dornar and Ansha!
I'm so embarrassed! At church, my wife didn't have money for the church collection plate, so she took off her PINK LACE PANTY and placed it in the church collection plate!
When I bought the old print works, I thought maybe we'd print a newspaper or a magazine. But the old guy at the print works shot my idea down quick, called it low-grade crap!☹️
My wife is sick! She always wanted to have sex with a black man so she surgically removed my PENIS and attached a black man's PENIS to me! PSYCHO!
I'm not going to a B-I-T-C-H-ASS Trump rally!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something she is not! Tonight I sleep in a motel room!
My wife said she's tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, its not a complex, it's a FACT!
I don't believe in god, but I act like one!
I'm having a party at my house tonight. Come ONE--come ALL--and have a BALL-- THAT IS ALL.