Amber DeMarco captured my terrific baby bl*nkey! Amber is 17 and wears 6XL panties! Bl*nkey saw her butt of death butt cheeks in her skin tight jean shorts, her ass is huge. Bl*nkey cried as she sat on him! I only want skinny, sexy women sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I can hear bl*nkey crying as he's compacted by Amber's thunder butt! When she got up bl*nkey was just flat gum stuck to Amber's ass. Bl*nkey got a really bad poo smell on him. Amber DeMarco killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him. 6XL size panties! DAMN! Her ass sitting on my baby bl*nkey killed him!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
I told my boss: his PENIS is INFINITESIMAL compared to mine! Today I get my 1st unemployment check☹️
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BADASS
4 years ago
I told my boss: you know I'm stronger than you. he called the çops, thinking I was threatening him!
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Catalina
4 years ago
I warned you, you stupid f-u-c-k-i-n-g b-i-t-c-h. STUPID F-U-C-K-I-N-G B-I-T-C-H! EAT MY S-H-I-T!
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Caitlin Schneider
4 years ago
I can't hang my thongs on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my size 6XL thongs!☹️
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Lou Cariou
4 years ago
I rule the afterlife. When my wife EXPIRES, she'll serve me for a long, long, time!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her pants or skirts. Today with her red skirt I opened up her skirt and saw shes wearing her red Auden flower panty with red lace.
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LESZEK
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, my wife is going through her MENSTRUAL CYCLE. She got blood all over the bed sheets!
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GIMP
4 years ago
I thought ERNEST BORGNINE was the leader of the BORG on star trek! I'm so embarrassed!
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Maryellen Lynott
4 years ago
My ex-husband, PAUL QUIGLEY is a real PUSHOG! I have a retard son, BRANDON. I'm a manager at Winnie the Pooh day care center, I have 42EE tits!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, when my wife and I are having sex, i dress up like a dog and smell her butt, to get her in the mood!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
Asian women are better then American women! My wife, Ming Lee Park is trained to obey me! Every dinner I use her body as a plate! I eat my food off her naked body!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
B.V.N. network President: Jon Warsaw.
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I'm on board TITANIC 99! The other 98 Titanic's all hit icebergs and sank!
I asked my wife to open up her v-a-g-i-n-a so I can see the raw meat inside.
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Rupert Anderson
4 years ago
My father was jealous of the black farmers next to us. They were luckier than we were. The black farmers we're proud of this one horse they had. Then one morning the horse wound up dead--my father poisoned the water. He never admitted it, but I saw it in his eyes when I looked at him
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I go to work wearing ELECTRIC NIPPLE CLAMPS!
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Anna Conda
4 years ago
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! ANNA CONDA?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️
IT ain’t the same without frank fritz
Amber DeMarco captured my terrific baby bl*nkey! Amber is 17 and wears 6XL panties! Bl*nkey saw her butt of death butt cheeks in her skin tight jean shorts, her ass is huge. Bl*nkey cried as she sat on him! I only want skinny, sexy women sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I can hear bl*nkey crying as he's compacted by Amber's thunder butt! When she got up bl*nkey was just flat gum stuck to Amber's ass. Bl*nkey got a really bad poo smell on him. Amber DeMarco killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him. 6XL size panties! DAMN! Her ass sitting on my baby bl*nkey killed him!
I told my boss: his PENIS is INFINITESIMAL compared to mine! Today I get my 1st unemployment check☹️
I told my boss: you know I'm stronger than you. he called the çops, thinking I was threatening him!
I warned you, you stupid f-u-c-k-i-n-g b-i-t-c-h. STUPID F-U-C-K-I-N-G B-I-T-C-H! EAT MY S-H-I-T!
I can't hang my thongs on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my size 6XL thongs!☹️
I rule the afterlife. When my wife EXPIRES, she'll serve me for a long, long, time!
I get so horny when Aunt Debbie coordinates her panties with her pants or skirts. Today with her red skirt I opened up her skirt and saw shes wearing her red Auden flower panty with red lace.
In case you wanted to know, my wife is going through her MENSTRUAL CYCLE. She got blood all over the bed sheets!
I thought ERNEST BORGNINE was the leader of the BORG on star trek! I'm so embarrassed!
My ex-husband, PAUL QUIGLEY is a real PUSHOG! I have a retard son, BRANDON. I'm a manager at Winnie the Pooh day care center, I have 42EE tits!
In case you wanted to know, when my wife and I are having sex, i dress up like a dog and smell her butt, to get her in the mood!
Asian women are better then American women! My wife, Ming Lee Park is trained to obey me! Every dinner I use her body as a plate! I eat my food off her naked body!
B.V.N. network President: Jon Warsaw.
I'm on board TITANIC 99! The other 98 Titanic's all hit icebergs and sank!
My wife's email: [email protected]
I asked my wife to open up her v-a-g-i-n-a so I can see the raw meat inside.
My father was jealous of the black farmers next to us. They were luckier than we were. The black farmers we're proud of this one horse they had. Then one morning the horse wound up dead--my father poisoned the water. He never admitted it, but I saw it in his eyes when I looked at him
I go to work wearing ELECTRIC NIPPLE CLAMPS!
My name is a F-U-C-K-I-N-G joke! ANNA CONDA?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!☹️